ah hell no...dont you be trashing southern women...remember that dude up north who was caught in his furnace for 3 damned days..had to cut his fucking arm off...cause his women didnt find him..fuck that i dont hear from my man in 24 hours...i am calling...he doesnt answer the damn phone...i get my coat..my gun and my mother fucking keys and go looking for his ass....i find his car..and he aint answering the door....honey that is what they make rocks for and windows....no man of mine will every have to cut off his arm...cause i waited 3 days to find his ass...
and southern men know we may go bat shit crazy from time to time...but they know they aint gonna have to cut their arm off....cause we will track their asses down ....