Old Women And Their Bo's

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  1. froggy

    froggy Gold Member

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    The old woman speaking of her dates.

    As soon as I wake up, (Will Power) helps me get out of bed.

    Then I go to see (John).

    Then (Charlie Horse) comes along,

    & when he's here,

    he takes up a lot of my time & attention.

    When he leaves,

    (Arthur Ritis) shows up & stays the rest of the day.

    He doesn't like to stay in one place very long

    so he takes me from joint to joint.

    After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with (Ben Gay).

    What a life!

    Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with (Al Zyme)r;

    or whatever his name is. I forget!

    and I'm thinking of calling (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo or Johnny Walker) to come over and keep me company.

    Now remember:

    Life is like a roll of toilet paper...

    the closer it gets to the end,

    the faster it goes.
    Last edited: May 23, 2010

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