Official 2004 DNC convention program

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    6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
    6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
    6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
    7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
    7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
    7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
    8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
    8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
    9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
    9:30pm - * Intermission *
    10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
    10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
    10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
    10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
    11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
    11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
    11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
    11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
    11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate
     
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    I think you made a small mistake. Kennedy is going to start with the toasts at 6:40 AM
     
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    You forgot:

    12 noon-5:00 PM - Hillary Clinton Worship
    5:00-6:00 - Pro-abortion and anti-gun rallies
     
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    6:39 PM - cart in the pallet of Gin for Kennedy to make all his toasts with.
     
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    Will one pallet be enough?
     
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    They will need two, one for Senator Kennedy and one for the rest of the convention. :cheers2:
     
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    When is the Convention btw. I know Republicans is after the Olympics in early september.
     
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    the dems are in boston at the end of july. i'm thinking of heading to downtown and walking around in a pair of flip flops and a tshirt with ted kennedys picture on it that says "getting away with murder for 35 years" i don't think it'll go over to well:D heres some sad and ironic info about the dem convention they are giving a tribute to ole teddy the drunk almost on the 35th anniversary of Chappaquiddick. think they'll mention it in his career highlights? my guess is no.
     
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    thats a funny post card. :D And at the same time it isnt.:mad:
     
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    Jimnyc-

    LMFAO

    Sad thing is that you aren't far off the mark.LOL

    I hope they make time for:


    1) A blame-shifting workshop.

    2) Reenactment of Bill Clinton raping Juanita Broaddrick.

    3) A tribute to the great American patriots, Alger Hiss & the Rosenbergs.

    4) Live presentation of a partial-birth abortion.
    ( Yeah, some of our military strikes might have killed a few babies, but at least Bush & we republicans don't hold rallies to support & PROMOTE it!)

    5) Discussion on the evil of empty aspirin factories.

    Hey, if their convention looks ANYTHING like this past weekend's pro-abortion freakfest, it's gonna be a fu*king HOOT!
     

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