Official 2004 DNC convention program

[jimnyc]

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate

 

[Avatar4321]

I think you made a small mistake. Kennedy is going to start with the toasts at 6:40 AM

 

[5stringJeff]

You forgot:

12 noon-5:00 PM - Hillary Clinton Worship
5:00-6:00 - Pro-abortion and anti-gun rallies

 

[MtnBiker]

6:39 PM - cart in the pallet of Gin for Kennedy to make all his toasts with.

 

[Avatar4321]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
6:39 PM - cart in the pallet of Gin for Kennedy to make all his toasts with.

Will one pallet be enough?

 

[MtnBiker]

They will need two, one for Senator Kennedy and one for the rest of the convention.

 

[Avatar4321]

When is the Convention btw. I know Republicans is after the Olympics in early september.

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

the dems are in boston at the end of july. i'm thinking of heading to downtown and walking around in a pair of flip flops and a tshirt with ted kennedys picture on it that says "getting away with murder for 35 years" i don't think it'll go over to well heres some sad and ironic info about the dem convention they are giving a tribute to ole teddy the drunk almost on the 35th anniversary of Chappaquiddick. think they'll mention it in his career highlights? my guess is no.

 

[insein]

Originally posted by Lefty Wilbury
the dems are in boston at the end of july. i'm thinking of heading to downtown and walking around in a pair of flip flops and a tshirt with ted kennedys picture on it that says "getting away with murder for 35 years" i don't think it'll go over to well heres some sad and ironic info about the dem convention they are giving a tribute to ole teddy the drunk almost on the 35th anniversary of Chappaquiddick. think they'll mention it in his career highlights? my guess is no.

thats a funny post card. And at the same time it isnt.

 

[SPIKESMYGOD]

Jimnyc-

LMFAO

Sad thing is that you aren't far off the mark.LOL

I hope they make time for:


1) A blame-shifting workshop.

2) Reenactment of Bill Clinton raping Juanita Broaddrick.

3) A tribute to the great American patriots, Alger Hiss & the Rosenbergs.

4) Live presentation of a partial-birth abortion.
( Yeah, some of our military strikes might have killed a few babies, but at least Bush & we republicans don't hold rallies to support & PROMOTE it!)

5) Discussion on the evil of empty aspirin factories.

Hey, if their convention looks ANYTHING like this past weekend's pro-abortion freakfest, it's gonna be a fu*king HOOT!

 

[MtnBiker]

As much as I dislike Bill Clinton, calling the man a rapist without a proper trail and conviction is not right.

 

[acludem]

RNC Convention agenda:

6:00 am - Breakfast provided by corporate hog farms

6:30 am - 6:31 am - re-enactment of Bush's service in National Gaurd

6:31-6:31 am - Re-enactment of Dick Cheney's military service

6:31-7:00 - Trent Lott leads discussion on racial harmony

7:00-8:00 - John Ashcroft leads discussion on protecting America's civil liberties

8:00-12:00 - Lecture by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity "Why Bill Clinton is to blame for every problem in America"

12:00-1:00 Lunch provided by logging industry

1:00-3:00 Halliburton presents "Rebuilding Iraq"

3:00-3:01 - How Bush wants to protect the environment

3:01-6:00 - Exxon, Mobil, Shell, and Texaco present "Oil"

6:00 - 7:00 Dinner provided by Philip Morris & Co.

7:00 - 8:00 Pete Coors and George W. Bush host cocktail party

8:00-9:00 - Zell Miller presents "How to destroy the Democratic Party"

9:00-10:00 - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell host forum on Religious freedom and tolerance

10:00-10:01 - Log Cabin Republican speaks

10:01-11:00 - Anti-gay rights rally and weenie roast

11:00-12:00 - Bush's renomination and acceptance speech.

acludem

 

[Hobbit]

Originally posted by acludem
RNC Convention agenda:

6:00 am - Breakfast provided by corporate hog farms

6:30 am - 6:31 am - re-enactment of Bush's service in National Gaurd

6:31-6:31 am - Re-enactment of Dick Cheney's military service

6:31-7:00 - Trent Lott leads discussion on racial harmony

7:00-8:00 - John Ashcroft leads discussion on protecting America's civil liberties

8:00-12:00 - Lecture by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity "Why Bill Clinton is to blame for every problem in America"

12:00-1:00 Lunch provided by logging industry

1:00-3:00 Halliburton presents "Rebuilding Iraq"

3:00-3:01 - How Bush wants to protect the environment

3:01-6:00 - Exxon, Mobil, Shell, and Texaco present "Oil"

6:00 - 7:00 Dinner provided by Philip Morris & Co.

7:00 - 8:00 Pete Coors and George W. Bush host cocktail party

8:00-9:00 - Zell Miller presents "How to destroy the Democratic Party"

9:00-10:00 - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell host forum on Religious freedom and tolerance

10:00-10:01 - Log Cabin Republican speaks

10:01-11:00 - Anti-gay rights rally and weenie roast

11:00-12:00 - Bush's renomination and acceptance speech.

acludem

I think Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell are the only things there that I would mind being there. Trent Lott's a little iffy, though.

 

[winston churchi]

Originally posted by jimnyc
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate

That is very funny.
'Here here Ted.'

 

[JIHADTHIS]

Originally posted by acludem
RNC Convention agenda:

6:00 am - Breakfast provided by corporate hog farms

6:30 am - 6:31 am - re-enactment of Bush's service in National Gaurd

6:31-6:31 am - Re-enactment of Dick Cheney's military service

6:31-7:00 - Trent Lott leads discussion on racial harmony

7:00-8:00 - John Ashcroft leads discussion on protecting America's civil liberties

8:00-12:00 - Lecture by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity "Why Bill Clinton is to blame for every problem in America"

12:00-1:00 Lunch provided by logging industry

1:00-3:00 Halliburton presents "Rebuilding Iraq"

3:00-3:01 - How Bush wants to protect the environment

3:01-6:00 - Exxon, Mobil, Shell, and Texaco present "Oil"

6:00 - 7:00 Dinner provided by Philip Morris & Co.

7:00 - 8:00 Pete Coors and George W. Bush host cocktail party

8:00-9:00 - Zell Miller presents "How to destroy the Democratic Party"

9:00-10:00 - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell host forum on Religious freedom and tolerance

10:00-10:01 - Log Cabin Republican speaks

10:01-11:00 - Anti-gay rights rally and weenie roast

11:00-12:00 - Bush's renomination and acceptance speech.

acludem

B+ for effort, but still:

 

[tim_duncan2000]

6:31-7:00 - Trent Lott leads discussion on racial harmony

With special guest Robert 'KKK' Byrd.

 

[acludem]

I'm surprised none of you commented on my anti-gay rights weenie roast idea

Sounds like a very Republican thing to do, doesn't it?

acludem

 

[winston churchi]

Originally posted by acludem
RNC Convention agenda:

6:00 am - Breakfast provided by corporate hog farms

6:30 am - 6:31 am - re-enactment of Bush's service in National Gaurd

6:31-6:31 am - Re-enactment of Dick Cheney's military service

6:31-7:00 - Trent Lott leads discussion on racial harmony

7:00-8:00 - John Ashcroft leads discussion on protecting America's civil liberties

8:00-12:00 - Lecture by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity "Why Bill Clinton is to blame for every problem in America"

12:00-1:00 Lunch provided by logging industry

1:00-3:00 Halliburton presents "Rebuilding Iraq"

3:00-3:01 - How Bush wants to protect the environment

3:01-6:00 - Exxon, Mobil, Shell, and Texaco present "Oil"

6:00 - 7:00 Dinner provided by Philip Morris & Co.

7:00 - 8:00 Pete Coors and George W. Bush host cocktail party

8:00-9:00 - Zell Miller presents "How to destroy the Democratic Party"

9:00-10:00 - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell host forum on Religious freedom and tolerance

10:00-10:01 - Log Cabin Republican speaks

10:01-11:00 - Anti-gay rights rally and weenie roast

11:00-12:00 - Bush's renomination and acceptance speech.

acludem

Ha! You're a day late and a dollar short...copy cat!

 

[acludem]

Copycat? No. I simply provided an opposing viewpoint, and some opposing humor.

acludem

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Originally posted by acludem
Copycat? No. I simply provided an opposing viewpoint, and some opposing humor.

acludem

Yeah. If you want to call a collection of distorted perceptions a "viewpoint".