Official Democrat National Convention Schedule

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    This was just released, the Official Schedule for the Democrat National Convention in Charlotte NC, Sept 4-6, 2012:
    Democratic National Convention Schedule

    4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
    4:05 PM – Singing of "G_D___ America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
    4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

    4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama
    4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
    4:45 PM –Al Sharpton Leads Castration Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"

    5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden
    5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
    5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States

    6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
    8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
    9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

    9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
    9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangell
    10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners

    10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
    11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
    11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

    11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
    11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
    12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

    12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination, declares that the Kenyan thing was a distraction, he was really born in Bethelehem

    12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
    3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
     
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