John Hinckley

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    THE WHITE HOUSE
    WASHINGTON D.C.

    Mr. John Hinckley
    St. Elizabeth's Hospital
    Washington, DC

    Dear John:

    Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent
    progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were
    pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised
    visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital has
    reported that you are doing fine.

    I have decided to seek a second term in office as your
    president and I would appreciate your support and the
    support of your fine parents.

    I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the
    hospital, you would let us know.

    By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody
    Foster?

    Sincerely,
    George W. Bush
    President
     
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    Yeah i thought that was rather funny. Except I dont know why Bush would waste his time telling him about Kerry. might be wiser to tell him Osama Bin Laden is screwing Jodie Foster.
     

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