2008 DNC Convention **Official Program**

[yojimbo]

OFFICIAL PROGRAM FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
FINAL DAY

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to France.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
7:10pm - Marriage Values speech, John Edwards.
7:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:45pm - Choosing a Good Pastor seminar, Barack Obama.
8:25pm - Osama bin Laden teleconference.
8:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:15pm - Reparations or Bust (ROB) speech, Barack Obama.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Al Qaida pep rally.
10:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:00pm - Curbing Your Lust for Power, Hillary Clinton.
11:15pm - Terrorist Appeasement workshop.
11:30pm - Reinventing the Messiah, Barack Obama.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Official nomination of Barack Obama.

 

[Your Overlord]

OFFICIAL PROGRAM FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
FINAL DAY

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to France.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
7:10pm - Marriage Values speech, John Edwards.
7:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:45pm - Choosing a Good Pastor seminar, Barack Obama.
8:25pm - Osama bin Laden teleconference.
8:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:15pm - Reparations or Bust (ROB) speech, Barack Obama.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Al Qaida pep rally.
10:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:00pm - Curbing Your Lust for Power, Hillary Clinton.
11:15pm - Terrorist Appeasement workshop.
11:30pm - Reinventing the Messiah, Barack Obama.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Official nomination of Barack Obama.

I was going to suggest a closing flag burning ceremony but it was allready burned
well
anyway having watched the real thing ,all i can say is your version would probably have sold more libs than the feel good say nothing crap they put out
which seemed to suggest a platform of:
McCain=Bush
Democrats= the source of all that is good
Republicans= the problem
Communist healthcare is better than the best healthcare system in the history of the planet
Republicans wont end the war, democrats will(nevermind that republicans have allready ended it)
better get used to the words "President McCain"
and here I thought perhaps the democrats might actually say something motivational or substantial
LOL

 

[steeliniraq]

LOL motivational? The DEMS haven't done that in years! I honestly can't say I know what the hell their plan is if they get the white house except going against 90% of Americans and what they want! Of course I blame Americans for that because they won't question these turds before they elect them! Everyone bi*&^es about Bush even though no one questioned him, then they are led like sheep by a well spoken Obama who has more ghost in the closet then Hitler. This is just crazy!!!