~Off The Bridge~

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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"


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