~Sure I Am!~

[Dabs]

It is 2 a.m. and a California Highway Patrol officer is sitting behind
a billboard, eating a donut and watching his radar gun.

Suddenly ... Zoom! ... A car speeds past him topping out at 104
miles per hour.

The cop jumps in his car and chases after the reckless driver.

He sees the speeding car weaving all over the road, and when the cop
puts on his siren, the driver panics and drives into the oncoming
traffic lane. He zooms past cars and trucks, all frantically
skidding and honking their horns.

Somehow the cop is able to keep pace with the car, until the driver
suddenly does a 180 degree and drives in the opposite direction
zooming past the police car.

The cop does a U-Turn and tries to follow the speeding car, only to
watch as the fleeing car breaks through a guard rail, goes over a
cliff, and lands safely on the road below, only to have the car
engine start smoking and die.

The cop scrambles down the cliff to find the driver staggering out
of his car, obviously drunk.

"Are you drunk or something?" he screams at the driver.

"Of course," replies the guy, "You think I'd ride this scary roller-
coaster sober???"