- May 20, 2009
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The Obama Kneepad Company today announced a public offering of their common stock.
"We can't keep the product in stock," said Joe B Starkey, the company CEO (Boo! Boo! to the greedy CEO who exploits the proletariat! True wealth and happiness arrives when the workers control the means of production), "Our supply truck are often late to the stores because hordes of Progressives follow the trucks and try to pry the doors open even when we're stopped at a red light. It's crazy. The bigger the scandal, the more we sell! These Obama Supporters are just loco to show their support for Obama. The guy can do no wrong. He abuses the office, uses the IRS and NSA against Americans, frees Islamic terrorists, uses drone strikes to kill US teenagers and the Progs go to the kneepads.
Tim Geithner at Warbug Pincus and Goldman Sachs are handling the IPO for us and they're saying we're over subscribed. Tim is a MD at the Pincus 1%ers Global Capital Fund.
The shares are indexed to the number of threads started at Internet Message Boards in support of Obama. We expect to have a bigger market cap that Google and that's without Obama getting into any more trouble"
"We can't keep the product in stock," said Joe B Starkey, the company CEO (Boo! Boo! to the greedy CEO who exploits the proletariat! True wealth and happiness arrives when the workers control the means of production), "Our supply truck are often late to the stores because hordes of Progressives follow the trucks and try to pry the doors open even when we're stopped at a red light. It's crazy. The bigger the scandal, the more we sell! These Obama Supporters are just loco to show their support for Obama. The guy can do no wrong. He abuses the office, uses the IRS and NSA against Americans, frees Islamic terrorists, uses drone strikes to kill US teenagers and the Progs go to the kneepads.
Tim Geithner at Warbug Pincus and Goldman Sachs are handling the IPO for us and they're saying we're over subscribed. Tim is a MD at the Pincus 1%ers Global Capital Fund.
The shares are indexed to the number of threads started at Internet Message Boards in support of Obama. We expect to have a bigger market cap that Google and that's without Obama getting into any more trouble"
