New Words For 2004

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    New Words For 2004

    BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group,
    discussing why a deadline was missed or a project
    failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a
    lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to
    absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the
    boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire
    day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in
    the end.

    CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops
    something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads
    pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

    MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's
    answer to the couch potato.

    SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive
    Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have
    children and one of them stops working to stay home
    with the kids.

    STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on
    being stressed out and whiny

    SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been
    rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn
    away from extensive use.

    XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free
    photocopies from one's workplace.

    IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles
    that are annoying but you find yourself unable to
    stop watching them. The Anna Nicole show is a prime
    example.

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking
    the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
    work again.

    404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide
    Web error message "404 Not Found, " meaning that the
    requested document could not be located.

    GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that
    are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as
    fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.

    OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in
    which you realize that you've just made a BIG
    mistake.

    WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks.

    CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while
    passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds
    of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING
     
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    That's me, LOL! :dance:
     
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    Thats awesome!!! :)
     
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    I am going to start using this one!
     
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    My fav too. Kinda reminds me of '86' from waitressing days! ;)
     
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    you dont, by chance, work in a cube farm, do you?
     

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