New platform for the GOP

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  1. Votto
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    After the last election, one thing seems clear, and that is in order to obtain votes, you must buy votes. So here are some suggestions for the GOP.

    1. Give pregnant women tax deductions. Count the unborn as equal to the born in terms of tax deductions.
    2. Propose a state sponsered adoption agencies that are mandated to be built right next to Planned Parenthood as an alternative to women. Those that oppose this will be demonized as being against "free choice" and against creating new government jobs. For every child that is born instead of snuffed out, the women get a free cell phone.
    3. Tell Obama that the GOP wishes to give the middle class a tax cut and leave everyone else where they are now. Then when he objects demonize him as being against the middle class. If he objects in the form of lack of fiscal constraint, tell him just to look at it as another stimulus.
    4. Create an organization in the form of the NAACP, only, make it for Hispanics. Then suggest an affirmative action program for hispanics and begin to place hispanics in political office who are with the GOP. Those that protest will be labelled racists and the GOP should have a block vote with the Hispanics for years to come just like the democrats have a block vote with the NAACP.
    5. The Constitution makes it plan, we have a right to bear arms, so let the American tax payer pay for guns for every American that wants a free fire arm. AFter all, we have a right to health care as well and government is paying for that, so everything we have a right to government must then pick up the tab for, right?

    It's all about buying votes, conquering and dividing, and effectively demonizing the opposition. Get with the program GOP.
     
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    In regards to number one, what if you give em a tax break and then they abort?
     
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    You could withdraw the deduction until after the child is born......or we could just dangle that free cell phone. That should be enough, especially if it is a nice smart phone.
     
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    Something along these lines would be a good idea in order to get people behind the pro-life movement. It's one thing to be against abortion, but offering little viable alternative to those who would contemplate an abortion doesn't help the message. If Planned Parenthood, considering it's receiving federal money, expanded to include adoption services, then the idea of outlawing or further restricting abortions becomes a bit more plausible.
     
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    No, no, it would be Planned Parenthood free. The GOP will get their own people in their, and fill them with Hispanics.
     
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    You would think that PP would be WANT to provide alternatives to abortion, knowing one's alternatives is a requirement for planning, isn't it?

    I think their Federal funding should REQUIRE it...

    The government has gotten itself so entwined in adoptions that it is easier to adopt a foreign child than an American one. They should get out of the damned way.

    ETA: They wouldn't do it, though. Saving children is not part of their philosophy... :dunno:
     
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    This person has just exited the new platform for the Democrat Party... [​IMG]
     
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    You have to understand, the left promotes abortion and birth control in order to bring down popluation levels. This eugenic plan does not have anything to do with racial purity, rather, it is all about environmental purity so that carbon emissions are reduced and natural resources are preserved etc.
     
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    Now that is one less carbon producer.

    Cha-ching!!! :lol:
     

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