Neighbor Invitation

[DGS49]

I see no reason why anyone would decline such an invitation, or even be uncomfortable in the expected circumstances. Same if they were gay.

WGAF?

 

[Natural Citizen]

What if they also invited one of their male gay friends and you don't know yet?

And you're bringing wine, too?

Now that would certainly be a bit of a sticky wicket.

At least you're not afraid of casual conversation...

Boxers or Briefs

I prefer to wear boxers. What is your preference?

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[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Blaster is prepared for all adventures, yes.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Blaster is prepared for all adventures, yes.

Yes, Blaster is a lion...

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Yes, Blaster is a lion...

... a master disaster of a blaster. Have a good time, big guy!!!

 

[Leo123]

Bet they were sweating the snow and you fixed the snowblower! They seem to be decent folks to invite you over. It's a win win, you either get 2 hotties fawning over you or you end up getting two buddies to watch football with.

 

[toobfreak]

You have nothing to come back at me with, do you?
It's sad. You used to have some worth.

Jack, my guess is that you have zero chances with a pair of lesbians, not even if you paid them. But I think your chances pretty good with a pair of gay guys.

Now I just pity you.

I think the word you're looking for Jack is envy. I have a big garage and a double driveway in the home I own. You OTOH live in a shabby, rented apartment.

How long has it been for you? You know..since you saw...sunlight??

A few hours since the sun went down?
How long has it been for you, Jack? I mean since you had a meaningful relation with anything other than your right hand?

 

[Blaster]

I had a good time at my neighbors house watching Sunday Night Football.