Nation baffled that former reality TeeVee show host wasn't prepared for this

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are mystified that a former reality-show host is not prepared for this, Americans confirmed on Thursday.

In interviews across the country, individuals expressed shock and bafflement that the vast skill-set necessary to headline a prime-time entertainment program would somehow not be adequate to address a global pandemic.

Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Lexington, Kentucky, said, “On his TV show, he sat in a big leather chair and barked lines of dialogue that other people had written for him. I assumed that that experience would come in handy if he ever had to manage an intricate and daunting public-health emergency.”

Tracy Klugian, of Akron, Ohio, was equally puzzled. “When I first heard about the coronavirus, I thought, O.K., here’s his chance to draw on all his years of being an empty vessel for TV producers,” he said. “What went wrong?”

Daniela Kartpin, of Minneapolis, said that the reality-show host’s handling of the pandemic had left her shaken. “I always thought that if the country ever faced an existential threat, the best person to grapple with it would be someone who had abused celebrities for our entertainment,” she said. “This whole thing is starting to make me wonder.”​

Nation Baffled That Former Reality-Show Host Not Prepared for This

 

[22lcidw]

Your love for Obama blinded you to the truth. Obama was out of his league. He was an agendist. The agendas that all Progs are. And he was given marching orders to get through as much as he could. He surpassed expectations. In fact to much. People do not realize things are happening if it is slow. But he moved to fast. There were warnings from the voters. But to many shills in the Repub party when they had a chance to govern like they promised. Obama and the surrogates of the elitist establishments made major headway in extremisms.....extremist gay and extremist feminism agendas were advanced even more. Extremist sexual agendas were expanded along the way. Obama sat on his ass and showed up at functions for 8 years. The true figurehead. He used the rules of the political parties against others to even become a man who can get elected. From Chicago to Illinois to Capitol Hill to the Presidency. And all of that with nothing but the ability to bullshit in speeches. We need men who can do. You can have the people like him and others who have lied to us for our lives.

 

[toobfreak]

Nation baffled that former reality TeeVee show host wasn't prepared for this

Dang! TRUMP HAD A JOB!

• He was a highly successful TV star.
• He was a beauty contest owner.
• He was a real estate developer of office towers, hotels and Casinos
  
• He was a resort builder.

Obama's jobs:

• Organizer for the Chicago mob.

Hillary's jobs:

• Owner of Clinton Foundation for personal enrichment.
• Owner of The Clinton Global Initiative for personal enrichment.
• Used her government position for personal enrichment.
• Stole from the White House for personal enrichment.

 

[Pogo]

Your love for Obama blinded you to the truth. Obama was out of his league. He was an agendist. The agendas that all Progs are. And he was given marching orders to get through as much as he could. He surpassed expectations. In fact to much. People do not realize things are happening if it is slow. But he moved to fast. There were warnings from the voters. But to many shills in the Repub party when they had a chance to govern like they promised. Obama and the surrogates of the elitist establishments made major headway in extremisms.....extremist gay and extremist feminism agendas were advanced even more. Extremist sexual agendas were expanded along the way. Obama sat on his ass and showed up at functions for 8 years. The true figurehead. He used the rules of the political parties against others to even become a man who can get elected. From Chicago to Illinois to Capitol Hill to the Presidency. And all of that with nothing but the ability to bullshit in speeches. We need men who can do. You can have the people like him and others who have lied to us for our lives.

Ka-CHING Pogo's Law cleans up again.

I should charge extra the earlier in a thread it shows up.

 

[Pogo]

“I always thought that if the country ever faced an existential threat, the best person to grapple with it would be someone who had abused celebrities for our entertainment”




Sad but true. Some of these wankers actually thought that way.

 

[Pogo]

Nation baffled that former reality TeeVee show host wasn't prepared for this

Dang! TRUMP HAD A JOB!

• He was a highly successful TV star.
• He was a beauty contest owner.
• He was a real estate developer of office towers, hotels and Casinos
  
• He was a resort builder.

Obama's jobs:

• Organizer for the Chicago mob.

Hillary's jobs:

• Owner of Clinton Foundation for personal enrichment.
• Owner of The Clinton Global Initiative for personal enrichment.
• Used her government position for personal enrichment.
• Stole from the White House for personal enrichment.

Yyyyyyeahhh sorry but walking in on teenage girls' dressing rooms, flipping properties and jerking off on television don't constitute "jobs".

That'll be two more nickels for Pogo's Law. One for O'bama, one for Hillary.