My Personality Defect test results.

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    OK, my turn:

    My "Personality Defect Test" results:

    (from the test, emphasis added):
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506

    Ouch- I got hammered.

    It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't so close.

    I'll have a few things to say in my defence, later, however.
     
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    Wow! I guess I suck. Perhaps I should have said that I would give change to a homeless guy. :whip:

    Capitalist Pig
    You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
    You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. So stop being so selfish and calculating and learn to see people as people, man!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Starving Artist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Smartass, the Braggart, and the Spiteful Loner.


    Partly true; I love smartasses- to a point!
     
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    Ouch! Damn..

    Class Clown
    You are 14% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
    You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

    Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

    Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
     
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    Hippie
    You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
    You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
     
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    Just for the record, I do not find farts, OR spitballs the least bit entertaining.
     
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    I take it you don't find people that die from their own incredibly stupid actions funny? I know I shouldn't, but everytime I read of them, well...
     
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    No, sadly, I feel sorry for them.
    This is all pretty true... except for the pot. :smoke:

    I must confess... I thought you were scary when I first joined the board! :fifty:
     
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    I know, you're right. It's just, well like when someone goes flying by ya on the highway and you're going 80, then you see the trooper hit the lights! :laugh: Sorry. I do spend a lot of time feeling guilty! :shocked:
     
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    :laugh: I'm sweet!
     

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