My Cat Amazed Me Today and It Was Also Hilarious 😂

[Road Runner]

So I have this cat who has pretty short legs because we do believe that although she's a stray she has Munchkin in her.


Anyways this cat didn't use to like meat at all when it came to people food, but now when somebody is sitting on the couch she'll try to get the food off their plate like a dog.



So I turned my back for a few seconds and then when I turned back around there she magically was on top of my rather talk kitchen chair sniffing my chicken that I had for lunch and I haven't even got a clue how she got there. I didn't even hear her jump up.



I would have gotten a picture as it was hilarious too but I was more concerned about saving my chicken from the little furry thief.


PS. I gave her some scraps in the end.

 

[miketx]

My cat loves bacon but that's about it.

 

[Road Runner]

My cat loves bacon but that's about it.

So yours isn't really a meat eater too then. Ours is odd though because she loves corn, carrots, and lettuce for treats but she usually just plays with the carrots and lettuce. It keeps her occupied while dinner is being prepared.

 

[Thunk]

she magically was on top of my rather talk kitchen chair sniffing my chicken

 

[Road Runner]

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Yep, that was basically what she looked like when she was caught along with her mouth being open since she was sassing me.

 

[Thunk]

My kitty just discovered the purpose of a bird bath & hangs out just beneath it waiting for birds to land.

You should see the look of death she gives me when I call "KIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYY".

She looks at me like...YOU'RE RUINING MY WHOLE MASTER PLAN YOU IDIOT!

 

[Road Runner]

My kitty just discovered the purpose of a bird bath & hangs out just beneath it waiting for birds to land.

You should see the look of death she gives me when I call "KIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYY".

She looks at me like...YOU'RE RUINING MY WHOLE MASTER PLAN YOU IDIOT!

LOL is her name actually Kitty?

 

[miketx]

 

[Road Runner]

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I see the cat picked up a few things from the dog. Hopefully he won't turn into him. He's a real son of a bitch.

 

[Thunk]

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You're gonna be arrested for possession of kitty porn

 

[Thunk]

LOL is her name actually Kitty?

Yup...she just showed up in my back yard a few year back asking for help so I started feeding her.

Every morning I would step out my back door with a dish of food and say "here's your breffast kitty".

Welp, it wasn't long before she was responding to the name...she liked her new name...what could I do? It was a done deal at that point and I didn't even know I'd be taking her inside.

 

[Road Runner]

You're gonna be arrested for possession of kitty porn

Yeah somebody has got to really have a talking to with Tiger. He can't stop looking at pussies.

Yup...she just showed up in my back yard a few year back asking for help so I started feeding her.

Every morning I would step out my back door with a dish of food and say "here's your breffast kitty".

Welp, it wasn't long before she was responding to the name...she liked her new name...what could I do? It was a done deal at that point and I didn't even know I'd be taking her inside.

That's cute. I used to know a cat named Kitty and owned one myself at one point. Actually her real name was Smokey, but we called her Kitty more often than not.

 

[Thunk]

I had never owned a cat and never wanted to. I'm a dog guy.

But kitty was so broken and emaciated my heart went out to her.

When she started trying to prove her worth to me by patrolling my garden (while looking over her shoulder to make sure I was watching)...and bring me dead mice...well...what more could she possibly do?

Then that fateful morning when I opened the door at breffast time & instead of saying "here's your breffast kitty"...I said "Come on in".

You should have seen her facial expression.

 

[Road Runner]

I had never owned a cat and never wanted to. I'm a dog guy.

That's what they all say. Then THIS happens.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

My cat loves bacon but that's about it.

Memories of When They Were Sabre-Tooth Tigers

I once fed some kittens raw bacon and they actually growled as they fought over it.

 

[Thunk]

That's what they all say. Then THIS happens.

Not quite.

Kitty was horribly abused. I didn't thunk she'd survive when she first came to me...I figured I would make the last few hours of her life more comfy by feeding her. She couldn't eat solids and she couldn't eat much...so I fed her soup 8-10 times a day. Each time she ate a spoonful she had to take a nap.

She still wont step on me or lay on me...but she does like it when I pet her.

She has a cloudy eye and she wouldn't show me her face for the first 2 and a half years...That's why I always tell her how pretty she is.

I suspect that eye is why she was abused. If you get the shit kicked out of you every time you show your face...you're gonna learn not to show your face.

 

[Road Runner]

Not quite.

Kitty was horribly abused. I didn't thunk she'd survive when she first came to me...I figured I would make the last few hours of her life more comfy by feeding her. She couldn't eat solids and she couldn't eat much...so I fed her soup 8-10 times a day. Each time she ate a spoonful she had to take a nap.

She still wont step on me or lay on me...but she does like it when I pet her.

She has a cloudy eye and she wouldn't show me her face for the first 2 and a half years...That's why I always tell her how pretty she is.

I suspect that eye is why she was abused. If you get the shit kicked out of you every time you show your face...you're gonna learn not to show your face.

Yeah I just meant that you do have a soft spot in your heart for cats, you just don't want to admit it like a typical guy lol although my fiancee has admitted that he's a cat guy from the get go. Me, I basically like all animals. Except for rats and snakes and not a huge spider fan either. I also love the tasty ones.

 

[Thunk]

See if I can get this to load...This was me around age 14 or so...I made a deer friend...

 

[Road Runner]

Btw, what is it with guys and cats? Like if they like dogs then they're all manly, but if they like cats then it's sissy stuff.

 

[Thunk]

but if they like cats then it's sissy stuff.

I always found it kinda odd when I guy owned a cat...but now I see cats are kinda like kids...where a dog is more like your brother.

The summer Kitty was living in the back yard I learned alot about her...mostly that she's not a stray...she's homeless. She doesn't have a clue how to live outside and fend for herself.