Montoya's crash was inside job...

[Fizz]

the daytona 500 just had a crash involving juan pablo montoya and a jet dryer. there is black smoke billowing from from an obviously oxygen starved fire of the jet fuel used for the dryer. this can mean only one thing......

an inside government job using pre-placed explosives.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Well, he was inside the car, so if he crashed, it was by definition an inside job.

 

[uscitizen]

Does he have any muslim relatives? Could he be a suicide bomber?