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i think its too late for that
seems he hasnt retrieved the pie plate yet
well she hasnt said he did yet
To do that old Bones first has to:
1. Get out of her cage; and
2. catch my skinny ass.
You sound like a Bitch delux!!!lets see I have been married a long time....27 years. I am thinking about killing him today or rather this morning. Mary Winkler got away with it...why cant i? It is all rather simple. He went to a party yesterday. I had to work. No biggie. As long as he is not over drinking and thinking about drinking...i am down with the party scene he likes. that is the way we roll.
He makes an apple pie for the party...no biggie...but then I find out he used my (yes my) polish pottery pie plate for his apple pie and took my polish pottery pie plate to the party with his apple pie. Now he brings me a plate of food, on a paper plate. He could have moved what was left of the pie onto the paper plate and returned MYpolish pottery pie plate....but he did not. He left it there with the drunks. I am furious.
are all men this damn special or did i just pick a real winner? If I kill him ...please delete this post. Thank you.
polish pie plate update:
the hostess of the party returned the pie plate yesterday. hubby went into total man mode. his money bought the damned pie plate and he didnt really give a flying ...well you can imagine ....simply refused to go fetch my pie plate and said i could buy another or shut the fuck up...he didnt care which one i did as long as he didnt have to hear anymore of it.
I think his reaction was brought on by this comment: "i started to call you from work and tell you not to use my pie plate but if you did to bring it home..but again, i underestimated how stupid you really are"
that was the moment he no longer cared about my pie plate.
did i mention that tomorrow is our 28th anniversary of meeting...yes we got together at a halloween party.
Wow! Well he'd better make it up to you tomorrow then!polish pie plate update:
the hostess of the party returned the pie plate yesterday. hubby went into total man mode. his money bought the damned pie plate and he didnt really give a flying ...well you can imagine ....simply refused to go fetch my pie plate and said i could buy another or shut the fuck up...he didnt care which one i did as long as he didnt have to hear anymore of it.
I think his reaction was brought on by this comment: "i started to call you from work and tell you not to use my pie plate but if you did to bring it home..but again, i underestimated how stupid you really are"
that was the moment he no longer cared about my pie plate.
did i mention that tomorrow is our 28th anniversary of meeting...yes we got together at a halloween party.
Well I thought I'd buy her a new Polish pottery pie plate ( say that 3 times fast ) but I'm going with the bubble bath and body wash instead. It's a safer choice I hear.
Calling him stupid was a great way to start things off
Maybe it will show up at the local pot-luck filled with a dish by some sweet young single thing.
in the words of forrest gump...stupid is as stupid does....
he knew damned well not to take my pie plate to a party ....there was a cheap pyrex one he could have used.
The poor guy has done 28 years of a potential life sentence.did i mention that tomorrow is our 28th anniversary of meeting...yes we got together at a halloween party.
well at least wait til after your anniversary before you call him stupid again.
The poor guy has done 28 years of a potential life sentence.
Even murderers in prison can get paroled after 15 years!!
You sound like a Bitch delux!!!
I feel sorry for the poor guy :-(
If a woman doesn't know her place. She will become like you and Strollingbones!!yeah, it's that whole women are supposed to be subservient to men thing that you like.
He makes an apple pie for the party
Wow..just...wow.
Well there's definitly no risk of either of you dying from over-excitement in your lives. And did I read he wasn't drinking at the party!?!?!?!
And for future reference you should be rolling stuff for parties...not baking. I almost feel compelled to come over and show you two how to have a good time...almost.
yeah, it's that whole women are supposed to be subservient to men thing that you like.
