Me and my dad at it again

[SandyMate23]

My dad told me "you may win the fight, but you'll know you were in one". and he told me how much he's been through before I was born.


That's when I grabbed my dad by the neck, and put him in a headlock, and squeezed it, until he screamed from the pressure.. and then I deliberately went down backwards with him in a headlock, facing my rear.

He went face planted down onto the floor.

Then I shoved him onto the couch.. when I looked at his face, his glasses were broken, and he had a bloody nose and a bruise right across the face.. and I told him..




"I don't know how much of this you know... but Im actually built for the WCW powerplant, that.. at the time I was building this up, I didn't know that it was going to be out of business today, YES my body is built for a dream that was denied to me....
I done told you a million times, and I gave you a million opportunities to quit verbally abusing me, now down you went, I suggest you find a new way because the only one who's going to know he was in a fight, is you"


And then I told him "I been through shit too.. baseball bats, skateboards, and bricks too, just like you, moron."

 

[DGS49]

Is this what they call, "Alternative Dispute Resolution"?

 

[Nutz]

Wow, you sound like an ungrateful douchebag of a kid

 

[BDBoop]

Nope. He sounds like he's done taking shit from a bully.

 

[NLT]

My dad told me "you may win the fight, but you'll know you were in one". and he told me how much he's been through before I was born.


That's when I grabbed my dad by the neck, and put him in a headlock, and squeezed it, until he screamed from the pressure.. and then I deliberately went down backwards with him in a headlock, facing my rear.

He went face planted down onto the floor.

Then I shoved him onto the couch.. when I looked at his face, his glasses were broken, and he had a bloody nose and a bruise right across the face.. and I told him..




"I don't know how much of this you know... but Im actually built for the WCW powerplant, that.. at the time I was building this up, I didn't know that it was going to be out of business today, YES my body is built for a dream that was denied to me....
I done told you a million times, and I gave you a million opportunities to quit verbally abusing me, now down you went, I suggest you find a new way because the only one who's going to know he was in a fight, is you"


And then I told him "I been through shit too.. baseball bats, skateboards, and bricks too, just like you, moron."

cool story bro

 

[Davy1]

Sounds like you had little alternative to handling this matter. Sometimes I wish I had done this sort of thing to my own father, who also had plenty of moments of idiocy.