Math Pickup Lines

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I hope you know set theory, because I want to intersect and union you.

I wish I was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

More: http://alumni.imsa.edu/~freakyjo/mathjokes.html

 

I like the last one the best

 

Heh! Me, too!