Math Pickup Lines

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    You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

    I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    I hope you know set theory, because I want to intersect and union you.

    I wish I was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

    More: http://alumni.imsa.edu/~freakyjo/mathjokes.html
     
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    I like the last one the best :rofl:
     
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    Heh! Me, too! :clap2:
     

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