Warning: Do Not Put People In The Washing Machines

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  1. Annie
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    http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/

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    I saw these...:rofl:

    I think my favorite of all time was a warning on a iron: Do not iron clothes while you are wearing them. I mean, how dumb do you have to be?
     
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    LOL! Maybe I should have put it in legal? They are too funny. "Do not use a map to check fuel tank!" :eusa_doh:
     
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    So THAT was my problem...
     
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    Since Drano will clean pipes, can’t it be used as a treatment for constipation? It should be able to clean out one’s digestive system.
     
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    I thought "Do not read this telephone directory while operating a motor vehicle" should have won.
     
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    I think that is a great idea. Next time your constipated why don't you try it and then post a thread about it's effectiveness for the rest of us to read. I would suggest however posting it quickly as you may not have much time to do so.
     
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    My favorite is on a chainsaw: Do not try to stop blade with hand, feet, or genitalia.
     

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