Discussion in 'Humor' started by Colin, Jul 26, 2010.

  1. Colin

    Colin Gold Member

    Aug 11, 2009
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    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
    decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    When I was 20 I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
    emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
    all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
    predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
    decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
    with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
    She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
    She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
    find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
    planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
    that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser, and looking for a girl with big tits
  2. hitmark

    hitmark Member

    Jul 19, 2010
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    1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
    2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

    3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

    5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

    9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

    10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    11. Remember half the people you know are below average.

    12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

    13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

    14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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