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    A skeleton walked in a bar and said, "Give me a beer and a mop".


    Why did the turkey cross the road?







    It was the chicken's day off!!
     
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    OK, I'll you and raise...


    A guy comes into a bar and orders three beers and then proceeds to sip from one, then another, then another, until all three are gone. The bartender says, "You know the beers would stay a lot colder, if you ordered them one at a time."

    "Yeah, I know," the guy says, "but I have two brothers who are living abroad, and we all agreed to drink this way, in memory of the old days when we were together. So these two beers are for my brothers, and the third is for me."

    The bartender is touched. The guy becomes a regular. Then he comes in one day and orders just two beers. The bar falls silent. The bartender says, "Please accept my condolences, pal."

    "Oh no, everyone’s fine," the guy says. "My doctor just made me give up drinking!"
     

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