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We had a poll in my neighborhood and everybody agrees that I win!
Second place would be a great accomplishment for you. You’ll be proud as I peer down at you from the winner’s podium. It’s just a bit more elevated. Rarified air so to speak.
You don’t usually have to give a speech for coming in 3rd.
Or — and follow along closely — you folks can all vye for silver and so forth. I’ll keep the gold medal.You know, if we all just quit this insanity, we could declare me the winner and everyone leave as friends.
Sounds like the right thing to do.
Or — and follow along closely — you folks can all vye for silver and so forth. I’ll keep the gold medal.
Obviously!
Except, of course, for my final (winning) post. Thank me.