LA Woman Insists That Drugs Found in Her Vagina Are Not Hers And She Does Not Know Who Left Them

[JimBowie1958]

This is just ludicrous, but that she thinks she can make this a plausible deniable claim is just breath-taking on so many levels.

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Hidden Inside Her Vagina Is Not Hers

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office said Rolland was accused of stealing approximately $5,000 from a man with whom she had been staying for about a week. The man told West Monroe Police Department that the money was stolen while he was showering.

Rolland admitted to the theft, but, after being searched by a female officer, denied ownership of the meth stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina. She was arrested for theft and narcotics possession, and is currently being jailed with bail set at $8,000.​

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

 

[deannalw]

LMAO! Priceless.

Ma'am... when was your vagina out of your direct control?

 

[Justin Richardson]

stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina.

That's a huge wad (of money) to stash in her "you-know-where".

Can her "you-know-where" play the tuba?

 

[JimBowie1958]

LMAO! Priceless.

Ma'am... when was your vagina out of your direct control?

Well, you know, heavy traffic and all that can make her vagina sort of public area.

lol

 

[JimBowie1958]

stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina.

That's a huge wad (of money) to stash in her "you-know-where".

Can her "you-know-where" play the tuba?

I don't know about a tuba, but she really doesn't need a purse with that natural pouch she has developed.

lol

 

[fncceo]

Finder's keepers

 

[DOTR]

What the article doesn’t say is that the $6000 found there was all quarters.

 

[wamose]

The girl needs better inventory control. I recommend FIFO. And it wouldn't hurt to clean that thing out every now and then either.

 

[strollingbones]

its all about girth gentlemen ....i love the ....total denial

 

[Aletheia4u]

This is just ludicrous, but that she thinks she can make this a plausible deniable claim is just breath-taking on so many levels.

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Hidden Inside Her Vagina Is Not Hers

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office said Rolland was accused of stealing approximately $5,000 from a man with whom she had been staying for about a week. The man told West Monroe Police Department that the money was stolen while he was showering.

Rolland admitted to the theft, but, after being searched by a female officer, denied ownership of the meth stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina. She was arrested for theft and narcotics possession, and is currently being jailed with bail set at $8,000.​

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

Was she a stripper? I know that strippers makes house calls. Maybe the owner of the home has heard the cops at the door. Has quickly shoved the drugs wrapped around money inside her vagina. And she thought that it was a big roll of money.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

"So there I was your honor, just mindin' my own business, and a pile of that meth stuff and some money showed up in my vagina !"

 

[SweetSue92]

This is just ludicrous, but that she thinks she can make this a plausible deniable claim is just breath-taking on so many levels.

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Hidden Inside Her Vagina Is Not Hers

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office said Rolland was accused of stealing approximately $5,000 from a man with whom she had been staying for about a week. The man told West Monroe Police Department that the money was stolen while he was showering.

Rolland admitted to the theft, but, after being searched by a female officer, denied ownership of the meth stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina. She was arrested for theft and narcotics possession, and is currently being jailed with bail set at $8,000.​

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

K I rated this "funny and agree" but I really need something like a shocked face. Or a facepalm. MODS, how 'bout it? Anything? I mean desperate times and all that....

Maybe that cornball from Canada, the transgender "wax my stuff" person, did it. That would be Peak 2019

 

[alang1216]

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

A white person from LA? Not likely.

Maybe someone grabbed her by her p***y and made a payoff to keep her quiet?

 

[ColonelAngus]

This guy was going down on his GF and he says.

“Geez, you’ve got a big P-y”
“Geez, you’ve got a big P-y”

She says, “Why did you say that twice?”

He replies, “I didn’t”

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

"So there I was your honor, just mindin' my own business, and a pile of that meth stuff and some money showed up in my vagina !"

Most women would get a purse.

 

[JimBowie1958]

This is just ludicrous, but that she thinks she can make this a plausible deniable claim is just breath-taking on so many levels.

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Hidden Inside Her Vagina Is Not Hers

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office said Rolland was accused of stealing approximately $5,000 from a man with whom she had been staying for about a week. The man told West Monroe Police Department that the money was stolen while he was showering.

Rolland admitted to the theft, but, after being searched by a female officer, denied ownership of the meth stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina. She was arrested for theft and narcotics possession, and is currently being jailed with bail set at $8,000.​

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

Was she a stripper? I know that strippers makes house calls. Maybe the owner of the home has heard the cops at the door. Has quickly shoved the drugs wrapped around money inside her vagina. And she thought that it was a big roll of money.

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Dude, I saw a pole dancer once pick up a quarter that was laying flat on the floor. She sat on it, and it stuck to her butt long enough that she was able to whisk it off with her hand.

A guy said he would tip her $100 if she could pick it up without using her hands. He paid up.

 

[JimBowie1958]

"So there I was your honor, just mindin' my own business, and a pile of that meth stuff and some money showed up in my vagina !"

Most women would get a purse.

Apparently she is a walking pursey.

Yes, I did that.

 

[miketx]

This is just ludicrous, but that she thinks she can make this a plausible deniable claim is just breath-taking on so many levels.

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Hidden Inside Her Vagina Is Not Hers

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office said Rolland was accused of stealing approximately $5,000 from a man with whom she had been staying for about a week. The man told West Monroe Police Department that the money was stolen while he was showering.

Rolland admitted to the theft, but, after being searched by a female officer, denied ownership of the meth stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina. She was arrested for theft and narcotics possession, and is currently being jailed with bail set at $8,000.​

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

I put them there.

 

[JimBowie1958]

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

I put them there.

You don't use a purse either?

 

[miketx]

No doubt a Hillary Supporter, lol.

I put them there.

You don't use a purse either?

What for?