Jesus the Socialist

[Toro]

When Jesas was alive, he talked about the afterlife. He said, if you go to heaven – you will you never die and have forever life in heaven. Never ending life in heave, soulds like a national heath care system: as there is universal life for everyone in heaven. We all know, that a national health care system is socialism. So, what did Jesus tell everyone: everyone has everlasting life in heaven. The more you understand the teaching of this socialist (Jesus the socialist), the more you understand that Jesas was a socialist period.

Thank God, the Romans, and the Jews to point out that Jesas was a socialist. We have to agree, the people that was resonsible for his death – as it was a crime against humanity to be a socialist (Jesus). We have to thank, Pontius Pilate, as he is the father of the Tea Party.

Dude, you are so wrong. Take the wrongest thing you could ever imagine, then multiply it by 6. That's how wrong you are.

 

[konradv]

...and you're as dense as one!

Usually, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

In this case though Konnie, it's just sad......

Flattery? More like you set yourself up!!!

 

[uscitizen]

Why the hell would anyone need health care in Heaven? Everyone there is immortal with no chance of tasting death.

Isn't that the ultimate health care?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Luke wrote acts, not Paul. and no he didnt describe socialism.

How do you describe the situation?

{neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.}

Further reading shows it didn't work out real well, but it WAS socialism.

So was the Nauvoo colony of the Mormons. (Actually - that was like the USSR, Joseph Smith had all the money and women, and doled out to others as he saw fit.)