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Here's a more politically-conscious heist vignette, inspired by my love of James Bond stories, films, and video-games. I think this is my last one, so I hope you like it!
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Belfast (Northern Ireland) was the site of great inter-religious traffic as well as complicated intrigue. For generations, conflicts between the Irish Catholic minority and British Protestant majority had created rifts within the Christian church in Northern Ireland. Belfast, the hub of Northern Ireland, was not immune from these complications. That's why James Bond was assigned by the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) from the USA to work within the Irish and British communities and build bridges between Sinn Fein and British Parliament, to reduce violent skirmishes between the IRA (Irish Republican Army) and British police/military. Belfast became the modern-day Babylon.
Within the perimeter of Belfast, there were helicopters and police-military barracks erected by British police and security forces assigned to control any IRA outbreak designed to create panic regarding political negotiations between Sinn Fein and Parliament. James Bond was assigned to infiltrate both radical IRA and rogue British ex-police forces who're at great odds with each other, creating the major violence in the area. This was cinematic if human fear.
JAMES BOND: They hired me, because of my espionage, weapons, and thief skills, and I intend to create finance rings in Belfast.
Bond worked concurrently with CIA agents alongside Interpol, Europe's special police-security headquarters. The CIA/Interpol sought to minimize if not trivialize these Protestant-Catholic troubles in Northern Ireland and depended on their new special agent James Bond to work as an undercover agent for both the IRA and British rogue police and military. Bond was known for this excellent infiltration and interception skills and was assigned to the case.
JAMES BOND: Dankse Bank in Belfast is the site of work now, because the finance-bridges lead all the way to London.
As a thief, Bond worked masked for the IRA, robbing Danke Bank of its storehouse of diamonds placed there by European barons and investors. These diamonds would be sold in the black market and become part of the worldwide blood diamond exchange systems for weapons against British police-military used by the IRA in Northern Ireland. Meanwhile, Bond also worked as a masked agent for rogue British ex-police, serving as a master-sniper to take out any street terrorist sent by the IRA to attack police-military barracks.
JAMES BOND: I've stolen over $40 million in diamonds from Antwerp from Danske Bank in Belfast, blood diamond and gun trades.
Now, Danske Bank in Northern Ireland is no small tower. It's a real monument to modern financial securities. James Bond walked in wearing a mask and concealing a toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid! He informed the bank manager he was ex-CIA and was working with rogue IRA and British ex-police to take blood diamonds stored in the safe-boxes of the vault room of Danske Bank to create more alternative highways in the blood diamond international exchange to create pockets of activity for political revolutionary work between Protestants and Catholics in Belfast. The bank manager and executives realized this masked infiltrator intended to make Danske Bank in Belfast a site of great blood diamond dialogue for European political economics. On this day, Bond walked out of Danske Bank with $10 million of Antwerp diamonds hidden in a specially-cut lining of his leather boots!
The bank manager was none other than Shelbye O'Connor, whose father was a member of Sinn Fein but whose mother was a member of British Parliament. Shelbye O'Connor detested all these Protestant-Catholic troubles in Northern Ireland and worried that this underground work involving blood diamonds carried out by this mysterious masked infiltrator would only add more troubles in Belfast. She wondered if there was any end to all this finance-driven European inter-religious hellfire.
To get into the vault-room, James Bond told the manager and escorting guardsman that his acid-gun need never be fired, so long as the staff of Danske Bank did not impede is grave political works in Northern Ireland. Bond was taken to the safe-box room in the vault area of the bank where the manager could use a special code-unlocking keyset to create instant access to the troubling blood diamonds, most of which came from South Africa.
JAMES BOND: Interpol has afforded me this special Hummer vehicle which I use to get around in Belfast.
Bond's wife Shirmala was meanwhile safe back at home in New York, carrying out her international saree-trade business, which was highly lucrative for the online consumer community, serving customers stretching from Sydney to San Francisco.
JAMES BOND: The goal is to not only lighten the blood diamond hellmouths but also create secret bridges to Parliament.
As Bond's undercover work with rogue IRA and British ex-police continued, working as a infiltrator, thief, interceptor, weapons specialist, and street personnel recruiter, he used his joint ties to these Protestant and Catholic groups to determine the ideal routes for negotiations between Sinn Fein and British Parliament that would completely erase the modern troubling demand for terrorism in Northern Ireland sadly directed at civilian targets in dogged Belfast. The drama was designed. What would time tell?
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Belfast (Northern Ireland) was the site of great inter-religious traffic as well as complicated intrigue. For generations, conflicts between the Irish Catholic minority and British Protestant majority had created rifts within the Christian church in Northern Ireland. Belfast, the hub of Northern Ireland, was not immune from these complications. That's why James Bond was assigned by the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) from the USA to work within the Irish and British communities and build bridges between Sinn Fein and British Parliament, to reduce violent skirmishes between the IRA (Irish Republican Army) and British police/military. Belfast became the modern-day Babylon.
Within the perimeter of Belfast, there were helicopters and police-military barracks erected by British police and security forces assigned to control any IRA outbreak designed to create panic regarding political negotiations between Sinn Fein and Parliament. James Bond was assigned to infiltrate both radical IRA and rogue British ex-police forces who're at great odds with each other, creating the major violence in the area. This was cinematic if human fear.
JAMES BOND: They hired me, because of my espionage, weapons, and thief skills, and I intend to create finance rings in Belfast.
Bond worked concurrently with CIA agents alongside Interpol, Europe's special police-security headquarters. The CIA/Interpol sought to minimize if not trivialize these Protestant-Catholic troubles in Northern Ireland and depended on their new special agent James Bond to work as an undercover agent for both the IRA and British rogue police and military. Bond was known for this excellent infiltration and interception skills and was assigned to the case.
JAMES BOND: Dankse Bank in Belfast is the site of work now, because the finance-bridges lead all the way to London.
As a thief, Bond worked masked for the IRA, robbing Danke Bank of its storehouse of diamonds placed there by European barons and investors. These diamonds would be sold in the black market and become part of the worldwide blood diamond exchange systems for weapons against British police-military used by the IRA in Northern Ireland. Meanwhile, Bond also worked as a masked agent for rogue British ex-police, serving as a master-sniper to take out any street terrorist sent by the IRA to attack police-military barracks.
JAMES BOND: I've stolen over $40 million in diamonds from Antwerp from Danske Bank in Belfast, blood diamond and gun trades.
Now, Danske Bank in Northern Ireland is no small tower. It's a real monument to modern financial securities. James Bond walked in wearing a mask and concealing a toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid! He informed the bank manager he was ex-CIA and was working with rogue IRA and British ex-police to take blood diamonds stored in the safe-boxes of the vault room of Danske Bank to create more alternative highways in the blood diamond international exchange to create pockets of activity for political revolutionary work between Protestants and Catholics in Belfast. The bank manager and executives realized this masked infiltrator intended to make Danske Bank in Belfast a site of great blood diamond dialogue for European political economics. On this day, Bond walked out of Danske Bank with $10 million of Antwerp diamonds hidden in a specially-cut lining of his leather boots!
The bank manager was none other than Shelbye O'Connor, whose father was a member of Sinn Fein but whose mother was a member of British Parliament. Shelbye O'Connor detested all these Protestant-Catholic troubles in Northern Ireland and worried that this underground work involving blood diamonds carried out by this mysterious masked infiltrator would only add more troubles in Belfast. She wondered if there was any end to all this finance-driven European inter-religious hellfire.
To get into the vault-room, James Bond told the manager and escorting guardsman that his acid-gun need never be fired, so long as the staff of Danske Bank did not impede is grave political works in Northern Ireland. Bond was taken to the safe-box room in the vault area of the bank where the manager could use a special code-unlocking keyset to create instant access to the troubling blood diamonds, most of which came from South Africa.
JAMES BOND: Interpol has afforded me this special Hummer vehicle which I use to get around in Belfast.
Bond's wife Shirmala was meanwhile safe back at home in New York, carrying out her international saree-trade business, which was highly lucrative for the online consumer community, serving customers stretching from Sydney to San Francisco.
JAMES BOND: The goal is to not only lighten the blood diamond hellmouths but also create secret bridges to Parliament.
As Bond's undercover work with rogue IRA and British ex-police continued, working as a infiltrator, thief, interceptor, weapons specialist, and street personnel recruiter, he used his joint ties to these Protestant and Catholic groups to determine the ideal routes for negotiations between Sinn Fein and British Parliament that would completely erase the modern troubling demand for terrorism in Northern Ireland sadly directed at civilian targets in dogged Belfast. The drama was designed. What would time tell?
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
