Yidnar and Patrick2 were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. EZ walks by and asks what theyre doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Yidnar, "but we don't have a ladder." EZ took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Patrick shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" Patrick is currently involved in writing his next post on how to impress women!