It pays to be bilingual

[Colin]

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: 'Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!'

Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!'

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'

 

[avos]

What you didn't know will not kill you, but in times like this I think it would be better if you know more languages.