An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: 'Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!'
Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!'
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'
The Amish Farmer shouts: 'Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!'
Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!'
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'