Bad news for beer drinkers

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Colin, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Colin
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    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12pints of beer and observed the following:

    1. all of the subjects gained weight
    2. all of the subjects talked excessively without making any sense
    3. all of the subjects became emotional
    4. and all of the subjects became argumentative and couldn't drive

    No further testing is planned. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Could my beer drinking be the reason I get bitchy about every 28 days or so?
     
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    :eek:

    I think I should stick to Tequila. We have a responsibility, right?
     
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    Follow up study will determine if they can parallel park or balance a checkbook.

    There, I said it.
     
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    My ex was in the study apparently ...:lol:
     
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    That's a very good study. I think they should put this in the news and give credits to the scientist who made this study. LOL
     

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