An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: 'Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!' Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it! The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!' The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'