It pays to be bilingual

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    An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

    The Amish Farmer shouts: 'Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!'

    Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!

    The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!'

    The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!'
     
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    What you didn't know will not kill you, but in times like this I think it would be better if you know more languages.
     

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