Iowa cant even keep track of its own votes and they want to be taken seriously?

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    Stories from "some guy in a truck has them" to "someone took them home"

    WTF, are you serious.

    Stupid country fucks.
     
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    Matthew Blue dog all the way!

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    One effin vote between Mitt and Stratrum! Amazing.
     
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    Iowa=Florida on the subject of ballet integrity?

    Yeah, I know there are no ballets but you get my point.

    Chad must be in charge over there.
     
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    Almost like it was planned that way.
     
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    18 votes between them according to the AP
     
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    Photonic Ad astra!

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    DES MOINES, IA—With a majority of precincts reporting, sources have confirmed a 600-pound recreation of a dairy cow sculpted entirely from freshly churned butter has won the 2012 Iowa Caucus. A staple at the Iowa State Fair and part of a tradition dating back to 1911, the 5-and-a-half-foot-tall, non-homogenized-milk-fat sculpture of a grazing bovine received 64 percent of the vote, easily defeating opponents Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul. "For one thing, I’m more familiar and comfortable with the butter cow," said Iowa voter Horace Wright, who cited the creamy sculpture’s even demeanor, its pro-agriculture agenda, and the fact that it’s not Mitt Romney as his primary reasons for voting for it. "And second, looking at the rest of the field, I think at this point the butter cow is the Republican Party’s best shot at beating Obama in November." Exit polls revealed many caucus attendees considered Jon Huntsman, but ultimately concluded they didn’t want to waste their votes.
     

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