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I was thinking the other day that since insects are creepy (and often annoying), spreading insect-themed jokes may draw more attention to eco-pollution related political issues than the standard "Protect these gazelles" and "Love the blue ocean" slogans.
So these insect jokes are for you, Edward Abbey!
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1. Why do the Chinese like grasshoppers? Because they remind them of Bruce Lee.
2. Why are spiders frightening to children? Because kids think they can play with cobwebs.
3. Why are bees so annoying? Because we only want their honey.
4. Why did insects not evolve to larger sizes? Because they wanted to avoid NYC.
5. Why is a moth considered symbolic? Because they are very light!
6. Why would a fly hate a dog? Because dogs bark at everything.
7. Why does God ignore insects? Because humans are abusive.
8. Why did Jeff Goldblum turn into a fly? Because he was very handsome.
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So these insect jokes are for you, Edward Abbey!
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1. Why do the Chinese like grasshoppers? Because they remind them of Bruce Lee.
2. Why are spiders frightening to children? Because kids think they can play with cobwebs.
3. Why are bees so annoying? Because we only want their honey.
4. Why did insects not evolve to larger sizes? Because they wanted to avoid NYC.
5. Why is a moth considered symbolic? Because they are very light!
6. Why would a fly hate a dog? Because dogs bark at everything.
7. Why does God ignore insects? Because humans are abusive.
8. Why did Jeff Goldblum turn into a fly? Because he was very handsome.
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