Information about the extraterrestrials who colonize us

[unity1]

Our planet has been invaded by an octopoid race. Their name is unknown. The giant squids observed in our oceans are actually extraterrestrials.

They arrived here approximatively 10000 years ago. The motive of this race is to terraform this planet. The gradual change of climate towards a warmer, and wetter world, was caused by them.

This image was taken as the octopoid extraterrestrials were engaged.

They seem to have used dimensions to enter our world. Dimensions are also used to make people disappear.
They use anti-electromagnetic (or positronic) frequencies to influence our behavior. Concepts like mind-control, scare-mongering, bluff, and provoking agents were used by them from the beginning.

Incorporation is their fundamental tactic. With this they can, almost unnoticeably, influence our thoughts.

Events in locations such as the Bermuda triangle are related to the octopoids preventing their exposure.

They discredited their presence with propaganda and ridicule, such as in Pac Man, Barbapapa, Galaxy Quest, Half Life 2.

 

[Sherry]

Samson is going to want to hear about this.

 

[Oddball]

What happened to the lizard people?

 

[Missourian]

Information download in progress.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I'd believe that coral and jellyfish are extraterrestrials, but squids?

 

[Trajan]

Our planet has been invaded by an octopoid race. Their name is unknown. The giant squids observed in our oceans are actually extraterrestrials.

They arrived here approximatively 10000 years ago. The motive of this race is to terraform this planet. The gradual change of climate towards a warmer, and wetter world, was caused by them.

This image was taken as the octopoid extraterrestrials were engaged.

They seem to have used dimensions to enter our world. Dimensions are also used to make people disappear.
They use anti-electromagnetic (or positronic) frequencies to influence our behavior. Concepts like mind-control, scare-mongering, bluff, and provoking agents were used by them from the beginning.

Incorporation is their fundamental tactic. With this they can, almost unnoticeably, influence our thoughts.

Events in locations such as the Bermuda triangle are related to the octopoids preventing their exposure.

They discredited their presence with propaganda and ridicule, such as in Pac Man, Barbapapa, Galaxy Quest, Half Life 2.

sounds like a screenplay crossed between The Thing and Waterworld....

"watch Cwark quosly"

 

[random3434]

I nominate this for

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!


Calamari Anyone?

 

[Trajan]

Calamari Anyone?

Samson will neg you.....for sure..in fact, I may...

 

[Trajan]

I nominate this for

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!


Calamari Anyone?

I saw what you did...

 

[Sherry]

I nominate this for

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!


Calamari Anyone?

 

[random3434]

Lead us to your People!

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Now we know why Samson has been so enthusiastic about loving them.


And don't forget, the thermians were the good guys!

 

[random3434]

 

[Mad Scientist]

ok firstly the raditz light speed thing is a translation mistake , this is NOT said in the manga or the japense version ,they never reach light speed in dbz , they get close at the very end at full power maybe , theoreticly , like 60-80 thousand mach maybe , but light speed is 90 thousand + . Hulk is physically much stronger then any dbz character ever gets , normal green hulk has lifted 150 billion tons. World War Hulk can theoreticly destroy a planet through physical blows , hes already been shown to be strong enough to survive in the planet core and pull/push tectonic plates around. Plus he can survive in space for a very very very long time , like days or weeks. Plus hulk regenerates at a MASSIVE degree. Hulk cant fly but he can jump into the outer atmosphere and cross continental , and has been shown to move as fast as top tier marvel characters such as the norse god Thor. Maybe goku could hit him with a big enough ki blast to kill him or knock him down to bruce banner state (however WWH has shrugged off a nova blast from human torch , this blast can be as hot as 1 million degrees , the surface of the sun is only 50,000 ) , but he would need to go all out right from the start , the longer the fight went the less chance goku would have , take too long and hulk would overpower him. As hulks strength has no measurable limits. Hulks stamina and durability is nearly limitless , as is his strength , goku would be very hard pressed to win this. The only way is complete overkill right from the start before hulk can catch his stride , i think goku could feasibly beat anything below world war hulk power , maybe , as it would be very hard for hulk to fight someone who can move so fast and fly and teleport and who can attack from range. So because of his movement advantages il say GOKU ftw , but only just and only if he does it quick.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

When the rest of my homies get here, you human fuckers are lunch! Kiss that Douche Bag Sponge Bob good bye too!

 

[Liability]

When the Squids take over, we're gonna have a new sheriff in town.

Anybody who tries to run will be hounded and hunted by the new sheriff's --



octoposse.

 

[Liability]

Two squidsies are having an argument.

“I saw you again with that pretty young octopus!” the female squid cries out.

“No, dear, you’ve got it all wrong,” protests the male squid --


“Our relationship’s purely planktonic!”

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Our planet has been invaded by an octopoid race. Their name is unknown. The giant squids observed in our oceans are actually extraterrestrials.

They arrived here approximatively 10000 years ago. The motive of this race is to terraform this planet. The gradual change of climate towards a warmer, and wetter world, was caused by them.

This image was taken as the octopoid extraterrestrials were engaged.

They seem to have used dimensions to enter our world. Dimensions are also used to make people disappear.
They use anti-electromagnetic (or positronic) frequencies to influence our behavior. Concepts like mind-control, scare-mongering, bluff, and provoking agents were used by them from the beginning.

Incorporation is their fundamental tactic. With this they can, almost unnoticeably, influence our thoughts.

Events in locations such as the Bermuda triangle are related to the octopoids preventing their exposure.

They discredited their presence with propaganda and ridicule, such as in Pac Man, Barbapapa, Galaxy Quest, Half Life 2.

I always knew that Data was up to something.

 

[blastoff]

One's living right next door to me!!!!!

 

[Sallow]

Best film evah!