In other news...

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... Barry's counterpart, North Korean boy king Kim Jong-Un executed his uncle... because it was Friday? Some sources whispers that execution was power play by the new man behind the throne. Dennis Rodman.

Update: Rodman apologized for whatever he did and/or said while he was drunk.

 

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... democrats starts a new year in Big Apple where socialist mayor Bill Deblasio was sworn in by disbarred perjurer.

 

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... more fun with Obamafraud as the total claimed number of enrollments paled in comparison to the actual number of cancellations. When asked for comment, Barry replied "You're interrupting snorkeling time, man".

 

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... Barry has ordered early release of terrorist Lynne Stewart on compassionate ground. US Embassies across the world are requesting extra security, just in case if "does make a difference".

 

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... group of "global warmists" on a "research" trip to Antarctica had to be rescued after their ship got stuck in ice. Apparently they believed the place would be way warmer then Al "Green" Gore said it would be.

 

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... "polar vortex"? When everybody stop saying... winter?

 

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... lapdog media at their best.

Fast & furious? ...... Nah.
Obamafraud? ...... Huh?
Benghazi? ...... What?
IRS? ...... Eh, whatever.
NSA? ...... Lotta nothing.
Traffic delays? ...... OMG, scandal!!!

 

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... so just to be clear: Obama is now illegally delaying his illegal power grab so you can illegally keep the policies he promised he wouldn't make illegal, but still are. Hm, what could possibly go wrong?

 

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... among those trying to cover for Obamafraud, Rahm Emanuel's brother Ezekiel blamed Fox News for Obamafraud Obamafail. Not that I care, except, I realized there is even creepier version on Rahm Emanuel out there.

 

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... morbidly obese multimillionaire Michael Moore complained that TV show "The blacklist" unfairly presented so called Occupy Wall Street movement as a "terror organization". I could agree with Michael, that description was unfair, since they didn't show raped victims anywhere.

 

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... the woman who allegedly stalked violent racist Alec Baldwin has been sentenced to 210 days in jail. Asked how he will celebrate, the former NBC host said "he's gonna go out and beat the crap out of first gay black man he meets".

 

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... recent study conducted at Harvard and University of Pennsylvania reviled that Indian college students will cheat if given a chance and that those who do cheat, prefer government jobs. But that's study on Indians. Americans who cheat aim much, much, much higher.

 

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... Canadian global warming protest in Toronto was attended by organizers of the protest only. Where were the others? Well, some were at the "anti-life" rally, some realized that global warming was just one of the Al Gore's delusions, and most stayed home because was plain freaking cold.

 

[Amelia]

Cold? What cold?

wimps!

 

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... President "If I had a son" is back threatening Americans with unconstitutional decrees, saying "2014 will be year of action". Terrific. You know Barry, that piece of paper called The Constitution, is not a toilet paper.

 

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... a democrat led Senate panel acknowledged last week that Benghazi massacre was preventable and blamed Hillary's State Department for the failures. Sooo, I guess not "everyone" is ready for Hillary.

 

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... wife and child abusing democrat Congressman Jim Moran is retiring. Reminder to all Virginia woman, it's time to renew all those restraining orders.

 

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... in Lone Star State gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott is way out fundraising his democrat opponent Wendy "abortion Barbie" Davis. It turns out, dead babies don't write checks.

 

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... former NBA superstar Magic Johnson is shilling for Obamafraud. Make millions playing basketball... or get Obamacare... or you can always not sleep with every skunk you run into in North America.

 

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... the NSA spying scandal did have limits. NSA spokesman said they are not watching mosques. Yeah, it might distract them from accurate counts of how many ceramic kittens grandma bought on eBay.