In other news...

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... according to race pit Jessie Jackson, black people murdering white people is "frowned upon". Frowned upon? By the way, his name was Chris Lane, Chris Lee is still alive, dumbass.

 

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... on the same subject, White House spokesman said that Barry was not familiar with this racist hate crime. Wild guess here... Chris Lane doesn't look like Barry's imaginary son Trayvon.

 

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... following the resignation of San Diego mayor Bob Filner, it took exactly three months of debating over new rule for democrats holding office. The final decision is... new limit on sexually assaulted women is seventeen. Eighteen means you got too far.

 

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... unnamed source leaked information that there was big argument between country first couple over the name of their second dog. Michelle won the argument and dog got name Sunny. Barry's wanted to name him... Appetizer.

 

[Amelia]

... the Obama team has hired Hanna and Barbera to work on the backend problems with the Obamacare website so our policies are in good hands ...



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... keeping track of all the lies is becoming a bigger then usual problem for the White House. The uncle that never was is now the uncle that was for 2 weeks. Kinda sorta.

 

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... Barry tried to ease many of his O-care lies by of course blaming other people. Since republicans were in his own words "willing to hijack entire country", Barry is demanding $2.6 trillion in unmarked bills or he's gonna force one person to O-care every hour until republicans change their mind.

 

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... clueless Barry thinks that big challenge for ACA will be "rebranding it". Oh, that's a problem - branding. When heard about it, Barnie Madoff first thought was: "Rebranding... when I call for it, they put me in jail."

 

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... republican congressman Trey Radel is in hot water after he was busted for cocaine possession. Radel announced he's going to gain 300 lbs, move to Toronto and run for mayor.

 

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... for those who remember rodeo clown wearing Barry mask, Toronto mayor was also seen wearing Barry mask. Marion Barry.

 

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... almighty Barry vacationing in Hawaii where the Coast Guard blocked access to the harbor so the president's view of "paradise" wouldn't be disturbed by the little people.

 

[Amelia]

Hey, welcome back. I missed you. I had nowhere to get my news.

 

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... one of Barry's activities in Hawaii was interrupted by anti-Keystone pipeline activist dressed as a... polar bear.

 

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... year 2013 will go down as one of the ten coldest years in history because of... don't know, man burping? Al "the global" Gore might have to sell one of his houses or worse... fly commercial.

 

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... despite the winter chills, San Francisco bars its residents for using fireplaces to keep warm. If air quality doesn't improve, the next step would most likely be - Nancy Pelosi has to breathe thru her nose until March.

 

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... regardless of his busy vacation schedule, Barry did manage to sign up for "Obamacare". Then we learned that staffer actually pretended to sign up for him, because it was as they said "symbolic". Why don't they literary take their symbolism and stuff it where the sun don't shine. Does "Obamafraud" covers that?

 

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How left works:
... one quote Bible and gets fired.
... another smear feces on a teenage girl and get and interview with a first lady.
It's all matter of perception. It seems fair, right?

 

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... the new Obamafraud pusher, Jon Podesta said the tea party is like a murderous cult. Most democrats agree, because - they know their cults.

 

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... Politifact has named Barry's "if you like your health care plan, you can keep it" promise the lie of the year. They should check their facts, because that lie rank second, behind Berry's oath of office.

 

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... just before Santa delivered presents, first lady said that pushing Obamafraud on your kids is a "Christmas treat". Pretty much every kid in America responded... can we just have socks?