In other news...

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... some six or so months after Sean Penn's son Hopper fires racial, anti-gay slurs at black photographer, Sean said that Hopper is feeling much better since he stopped hanging out with Alec Baldwin.

... Sean could use own advice given to his son, after he was seen screaming on fan who was taking photo of him:"'I'll make you eat the phone ... get the fuck out of here". He was probably just jealous that Alec Baldwin expressed his love to another man.

 

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... former Nazi collaborator and democratic party overlord George Soros celebrated wedding with his third bride. Oddly, the bride gift registry includes holly water, bearnaise, wooden stake and tickets to Brazil.

 

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... the Sunshine State decided to lower scoring standard from 4 to 3 on state exam after 73% of state's fourth graders failed. The teacher union rep in charge complained that test was too hard... even for the teachers.

 

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... Harvard University has announced new class called "Understanding Obama". The once great school declined to explain how will they stretch "it's all Bush fault" or "he's racist boob" across entire semester.

 

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... Barry delivered another standard Obamacare speech with inclusion of proclamation that "healthcare is a right". Which copy of the Constitution is he referring to... Das Kapital?

 

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... old democrat party talking point: "Obamacare works terrific".
... new democrat party talking point: "Republicans sabotaged Obamacare".

 

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... Chris "tingleboy" Matthews of Democrat News Channel called Sen. Ted Cruz a "thug" and claimed that "Cruz want's to kill Obama's baby". Whaaat? Democrats are against abortion now? Of course they are, we're not talking about metaphorical baby. Or do we...

 

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... word is out that Sen. John McCain is eying the 2016 presidential run. The chance to win primaries are little lower then Elizabeth Warren is native American.

 

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... Constitution 2 : Democrat Party 0, in Colorado where voters successfully recalled two anti bill of rights politicians, despite millions in funds from the left. One of the two, Sen. Angela Giron claimed that defeat was due to the "voter suppression". The same term outside the democrat party is known as... "losing".

 

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... Dennis Rodman returned from his North Korea trip where he gained "friend for life". The best part is, Rodman thinks he traveled to the coolest Chinese restaurant in the world. On the other side, Kim thinks Rodman is more important then Barry. Go figure.

 

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... outrage as Sen. John McCain was caught playing video poker during the discussion on Syria. According to his spokesman: "Hey we've been thru this before... its either poker, or... he's out front yelling at the tourists again". Everyone... agreed to let him play poker.

 

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... Barry wants to get us involved in Syria because islamofascists who runs the place allegedly used chemical weapons on islamofascists who wants to run the place. Only good thing about this is that Barry will be in charge, so... what possibly could go wrong?

 

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... outrage as Sen. John McCain was caught playing video poker during the discussion on Syria. According to his spokesman: "Hey we've been thru this before... its either poker, or... he's out front yelling at the tourists again". Everyone... agreed to let him play poker.

 

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... Red Barry announced couple of new "executive actions" lately on gun control. Isn't odd that nobody but Barry can find anywhere that president can overrule Bill of Rights when suits him. It must be in some amendment ratified by majority of "57 and two more to go" states.

 

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... economic chaos is still erupting as millions of business owners nationwide is still failing to show up for work. Apparently, they still think that President "you didn't build that" Barry is going to do it for them.

 

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... following Barry's telling small business owners they have no part in their own success, democrat party spin has it that Barry didn't mean it to sound like that, he just took... himself out of contest. Wink.

 

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... panic at the White House as Barry's approval ratings are now down to 39%. The White House is seriously looking at all the options to improve the numbers, including "executive orders" to give away free PhD's and to throw Eric Holder (out) of the building.

 

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... recent Gallup poll reveals 46% Americans think that government is threat to liberty. The other 54% didn't answer out of fear that their phones are tapped.

 

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... in a speech to inexplicably tax exempt democrat hate group "Organizing for America", Sen. Harry Reid said that "Sen. Mitch McConnell tried to make love to Tea Party and they didn't like it". This was apparently intended to sound like a rape joke. Without surprise, all liberals loved it.

 

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... the inventor of internet Al Gore initialized something called "24 hours of reality" which despite the name is actually just eco loons pretending that global warming is real and for that they applause to each other.