In other news...

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... North Korea publishes satellite images of California at night.

 

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... this photo is the real reason that Kamala Harris has quit.

According to the leaker she was furious that she couldn't top that one while yelling: "What I suck on, can't be shown in public!"

 

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... deceased Iranian general Soleimani surge into 4th place in Democratic primary race.

 

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... deceased Iranian general Soleimani surge into 4th place in Democratic primary race.

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They really wanted OJ...but he's still busy lookin' for the killer.

 

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... John Bolton has been hospitalized after his erection from news of killing Soleimani lasted more than 48 hours.

 

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... now that Kamala Harris and Cory Booker withdrawn from running, Elizabeth Warren is the only candidate of color still in the race.

 

[HaShev]

 

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... President Trump is going to deliver State Of The Union in scuba gear, to avoid drowning in leftist tears.

 

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... Trump's popularity surges after nation learns he may have obstructed Congress.

 

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... hot mic.

Twitter

 

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... Joe Biden's coronavirus prevention tips: always rub hand sanitizer on young girls before fondling and sniffing them

 

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... due to corona virus, Pornhub offers free premium membership to quarantined Italians.

 

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... Bernie Sanders is having hard time over decision in which of his houses to quarantine himself in.

 

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... Greta Thunberg is condemning Coronavirus for causing apocalypse ten years early.

 

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... the quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, especially men who are losing $1 for every $0.79 lost by women.

 

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... Hillary Clinton tests negative for President Of The United States.

 

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... Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border.

 

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... instead of doing nothing like all the other politicians, AOC is at least babbling while making margaritas.

 

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... teachers urge government to reopen schools before students learn how to think for themselves.

 

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... CNN unveils new format where hosts just watch Fox News and yell at it.