I'm scared to go see "Joker" for safety reasons. What do I do?

[Ridgerunner]

I'm scared to go see "Joker" for safety reasons. What do I do?

 

[Wintw]

My feelings! Are you all teaming up on me? Help! Help!

 

[Wintw]

I guess I should go see The Penguin instead?

 

[Dekster]

I'm scared to go see "Joker" for safety reasons. What do I do?

Pat yourself on the back for your excellent judgment.

How special!

Yes. You are very special. If you went, the incel shooters might be patting you somewhere else.

 

[Pilot1]

Are Adam West and Caesar Romero in it?

 

[Wintw]

Is Adam West and Caesar Romero in it?

Eeeeyyyyyyes.

 

[MarathonMike]

How about go with Joker makeup on? Then everyone will be scared of you.

I wore Joker make-up thirty years for ago for Halloween when I was a kid-o and kept licking my lips and it all came off around my mouth. Sooo, that didn't work.

I'm here to help! Here you go lip problem solved

https://www.lehmans.com/product/wax...MIrJf--aXt5AIVFKvsCh1dXwPOEAQYBSABEgJo7_D_BwE

 

[Wintw]

Do I put that on my manhood for "protection" porposes when I swim in the ocean or when I go to see this film?

 

[22lcidw]

The Joker seems to have been in many movies the last few decades. What about EGGHEAD! How come he is not treated EGGACTLY the same?

 

[Wintw]

How about go with Joker makeup on? Then everyone will be scared of you.

I wore Joker make-up thirty years for ago for Halloween when I was a kid-o and kept licking my lips and it all came off around my mouth. Sooo, that didn't work.

I'm here to help! Here you go lip problem solved

https://www.lehmans.com/product/wax...MIrJf--aXt5AIVFKvsCh1dXwPOEAQYBSABEgJo7_D_BwE

The Joker seems to have been in many movies the last few decades. What about EGGHEAD! How come he is not treated EGGACTLY the same?

Because, like, totally, do you know what I mean? Egghead was in an Alice Cooper film called "Welcome To My Nightmare"! He also reappeared on the recording of the titty title track for the studio long play entitled, "Thriller"...

 

[Montrovant]

I think super hero movies are stupid

Technically, this is a super villain movie.

From what I've read, it's not even really that. It's supposed to be more of a psychological drama/thriller that just happens to use a comic book character than a super hero or super villain movie.

 

[bodecea]

I'm scared to go see "Joker" for safety reasons. What do I do?

Worried about a rightwinger shooting up the theater, like during The Dark Knight Rises?

Interestingly enough...the military is warning its members of this very possibility.

 

[Crepitus]

I'm scared to go see "Joker" for safety reasons. What do I do?

Is you're theater in a predominately black neighborhood? If so... You might as well skip it. You wouldnt be able to hear the damn movie anyway.

Probably be relatively safe in a predominantly black neighborhood.

 

[deannalw]

Make yourself a full body, maybe bullet proof suit. To keep the cost reasonable, I suggest using parts of old cars, old pots and pans... have my hubby bake you a cake... that shit'll stop a bullet for sure.

Now shut your whiny face.

 

[Wintw]

What if I just hold my nuts the whole time?

 

[Wintw]

Ssssstill alive! Though I did injure my back a third time and am now fucking crippled in bed unable to stand, walk, or sit facing back surgery for a "mild" herniated disc. Shit. I didn't even make it out of the door. What the fuck?!

 

[hjmick]

I'm scared to go see "Joker" for safety reasons. What do I do?

Grow a pair.

Dumb and frightened is no way to go through life.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Think for yourself....stop listening to media propo

 

[Erinwltr]

What if I just hold my nuts the whole time?

Take note. While in theaters, Pee-wee Herman and mikey will do all the nut holding. Just sayin'.

 

[Erinwltr]

Ssssstill alive! Though I did injure my back a third time and am now fucking crippled in bed unable to stand, walk, or sit facing back surgery for a "mild" herniated disc. Shit. I didn't even make it out of the door. What the fuck?!

Make yourself a full body, maybe bullet proof suit. To keep the cost reasonable, I suggest using parts of old cars, old pots and pans... have my hubby bake you a cake... that shit'll stop a bullet for sure.

Now shut your whiny face.

Gawd dayum that was too funny!