I'm an F*ed Up Mess!

[Bonzi]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

 

[Hossfly]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

As long as I stay on my meds. Otherwise I couldn't find my ass with both hands.

 

[the_human_being]

I am totally aware of everything going on around me. It amazes me how some people are always out of step. I often discovered my entire platoon excusing myself was out of step when we marched on the parade field.

 

[aaronleland]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

 

[Auld Phart]

Nothing wrong with me, and I have proof.

 

[xband]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

I don't think I am normal with only a high school education, a strong work ethic and never accepted one penny of government assistance but made a small fortune in the stock market that let me retire at relatively young age. I am in good health and the last time I went to the doctor was over 30 years ago. I am definitely out of the norm compared with most people.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

Oh yeah?

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

 

[Auld Phart]

If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?

Alligator shoes

 

[Hossfly]

I'm normal right now.

 

[Sonny Clark]

If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?

Alligator shoes

BINGO !!!! --- We have a winner.

 

[Auld Phart]

Cut down to one cup a day.

 

[Sonny Clark]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

What day of the week does that occur?

 

[Auld Phart]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

What day of the week does that occur?

Whatever day the repairman can make it.

 

[Sonny Clark]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

What day of the week does that occur?

Whatever day the repairman can make it.

 

[Bonzi]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

Oh yeah?

I might actually believe you, you have no excuses based on who you are married to.....

 

[xband]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I also make sure my peanut butter is evenly spread and at the same depth covering all of top of the slice of bread. If a little bit of peanut butter gets on the side of the bread I pull it off because I want a perfect peanut butter sandwich but use seeded rye bread because I like the taste of rye bread and I am not or have ever been Jewish.

 

[Bonzi]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

As long as I stay on my meds. Otherwise I couldn't find my ass with both hands.

we'll do a meds list compare another day...........

 

[Bonzi]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

God help us all............

 

[Bonzi]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

I don't think I am normal with only a high school education, a strong work ethic and never accepted one penny of government assistance but made a small fortune in the stock market that let me retire at relatively young age. I am in good health and the last time I went to the doctor was over 30 years ago. I am definitely out of the norm compared with most people.

definitely abnormal, but, not a f'ed up mess