If bad people go to hell, where do the stupid people go?

Wiseacre

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Just sittin' here thinkin' and drinkin'. Gawd but we have some real prizewinners around here. If there is a heaven, do they let freakin' idiots in? I'm guessing they send you back down here for another go at wising up. :confused:
 
During the week of September 3, there's a whole bunch of 'em going to Charlotte NC.
 
During the week of September 3, there's a whole bunch of 'em going to Charlotte NC.


Now, now, I tried hard to keep politics out of this. Was going to say that you're too dumb to get into heaven if you haven't voted for a republican at least once, but refrained. Didn't want to start another pissin' contest.
 
Just sittin' here thinkin' and drinkin'. Gawd but we have some real prizewinners around here. If there is a heaven, do they let freakin' idiots in?

If they do, I think I'll pass. :)

Maybe that's what Purgatory is for. ;)
 
I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
 
Just sittin' here thinkin' and drinkin'. Gawd but we have some real prizewinners around here. If there is a heaven, do they let freakin' idiots in? I'm guessing they send you back down here for another go at wising up. :confused:

Cheers!! :clap2:
 

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Just sittin' here thinkin' and drinkin'. Gawd but we have some real prizewinners around here. If there is a heaven, do they let freakin' idiots in? I'm guessing they send you back down here for another go at wising up. :confused:

:D ... sent back down to be home and cozy with you... of course.
 

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