I wish SOME woman would stop being assholes and a bunch of stuck up frenzies.
What's a frenzie?
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I wish SOME woman would stop being assholes and a bunch of stuck up frenzies.
No no. The best ones are the fat ugly redheads that can make buttermilk biscuits.The perfect woman is a big breasted, mute, with no uterus and can cook a steak like a Texan.
The perfect woman is a big breasted, mute, with no uterus and can cook a steak like a Texan.
I'm going to subject myself to a speed dating event Monday at 6 because my friend didn't want to go alone and there are 5 women and 5 men going. I can guarantee you I will walk out of there after the event with all 5 women checking my box that they want to meet me and date. Why? Simple. 2 reasons,
1.) I will hardly talk about myself at all. I will deflect and ask more about her. Show her I care. You never know I may meet the one and I take these things seriously even though I didn't plan on going.
2.) I'm a gentleman. Will compliment her on how she looks.
I could be bald and walk out with all 5 womens numbers.
I have 10 minutes with each one. I only need 5.
Opening scene .. Act I .............. Sue and Bob enter Thursday night's all-you-can-eat buffet at Milo's Diner. After being seated, Bon excuses himself to the men's room. Sue then orders drinks and begins filling her plates. Bob returns just in time to help her carry the four plates back to their table. Bob then goes to the buffet to get what he wants to eat. Returning to their table, Bob is immediately asked to go get six more rolls for Sue, with butter. Forty-five minutes later, two Milo employees and Bob help Sue to the car............ Scene II .. Act I .................... After orally discharging half of her meal on the walkway leading to Bob's apartment, paramedics are called. The date ends with Bob falling asleep in the ER, and Sue having her stomach pumped out.The perfect woman is a big breasted, mute, with no uterus and can cook a steak like a Texan.
Dude, she could broil the damn steak in the oven for 10 min and you wouldn't know the difference.. Men treat women like A piece of meat. Literally. They eat one up , shit it out, and ask for more..
Proof? On a date - watch a woman eat. She takes her time, savors every bite in small portions, doesn't just focus on the meat and will eat it last as it is the key part of the meal, but will take a bite of every food on her plate, and use a napkin because they have manners. You and most men will start on the meat first eat the damn thing in 3-5 min, wont listen to a damn word she says, then eat the side dishes in 2 more minutes, and when you are done eating you are stupid enough 15 min into the date to ask for the check with complete disregard that your date is still relishing her meal, and you didn't take the time to get to know her like you were supposed to.
Then you idiots come on this message board and bitch because she didn't call you back or was sarcastic with you? Really? Lol... Ok. Sure. ChrisL I see exactly what you mean.
How they react to his advances...I wish SOME woman would stop being assholes and a bunch of stuck up frenzies.
What's a frenzie?
So, what does that prove? Does having women make you a man, hardly...Women are subjective to the missions in life..But they are also road blocks if they want to be..just like men...I'm going to subject myself to a speed dating event Monday at 6 because my friend didn't want to go alone and there are 5 women and 5 men going. I can guarantee you I will walk out of there after the event with all 5 women checking my box that they want to meet me and date. Why? Simple. 2 reasons,
1.) I will hardly talk about myself at all. I will deflect and ask more about her. Show her I care. You never know I may meet the one and I take these things seriously even though I didn't plan on going.
2.) I'm a gentleman. Will compliment her on how she looks.
I could be bald and walk out with all 5 womens numbers.
I have 10 minutes with each one. I only need 5.
Opening scene .. Act I .............. Sue and Bob enter Thursday night's all-you-can-eat buffet at Milo's Diner. After being seated, Bon excuses himself to the men's room. Sue then orders drinks and begins filling her plates. Bob returns just in time to help her carry the four plates back to their table. Bob then goes to the buffet to get what he wants to eat. Returning to their table, Bob is immediately asked to go get six more rolls for Sue, with butter. Forty-five minutes later, two Milo employees and Bob help Sue to the car............ Scene II .. Act I .................... After orally discharging half of her meal on the walkway leading to Bob's apartment, paramedics are called. The date ends with Bob falling asleep in the ER, and Sue having her stomach pumped out.The perfect woman is a big breasted, mute, with no uterus and can cook a steak like a Texan.
Dude, she could broil the damn steak in the oven for 10 min and you wouldn't know the difference.. Men treat women like A piece of meat. Literally. They eat one up , shit it out, and ask for more..
Proof? On a date - watch a woman eat. She takes her time, savors every bite in small portions, doesn't just focus on the meat and will eat it last as it is the key part of the meal, but will take a bite of every food on her plate, and use a napkin because they have manners. You and most men will start on the meat first eat the damn thing in 3-5 min, wont listen to a damn word she says, then eat the side dishes in 2 more minutes, and when you are done eating you are stupid enough 15 min into the date to ask for the check with complete disregard that your date is still relishing her meal, and you didn't take the time to get to know her like you were supposed to.
Then you idiots come on this message board and bitch because she didn't call you back or was sarcastic with you? Really? Lol... Ok. Sure. ChrisL I see exactly what you mean.
If you haven't met skye you are missing one of the best posters.Who is "skye"?...and to prove it, I'll PM a picture of my cock and balls to every girl in the forum!!!!110% MALE !!!!!! ............ I am NOT a FEMALE, I assure you.I knew what you meant. I was just having a little fun. I was just playing.
Now I can't figure out if you are female or male...
If skye says your a man then I will accept it. Only under those conditions will I accept. skye
How are they stuck up?I wish SOME woman would stop being assholes and a bunch of stuck up frenzies.
Oh no, not my date ... just relating a story.Opening scene .. Act I .............. Sue and Bob enter Thursday night's all-you-can-eat buffet at Milo's Diner. After being seated, Bon excuses himself to the men's room. Sue then orders drinks and begins filling her plates. Bob returns just in time to help her carry the four plates back to their table. Bob then goes to the buffet to get what he wants to eat. Returning to their table, Bob is immediately asked to go get six more rolls for Sue, with butter. Forty-five minutes later, two Milo employees and Bob help Sue to the car............ Scene II .. Act I .................... After orally discharging half of her meal on the walkway leading to Bob's apartment, paramedics are called. The date ends with Bob falling asleep in the ER, and Sue having her stomach pumped out.The perfect woman is a big breasted, mute, with no uterus and can cook a steak like a Texan.
Dude, she could broil the damn steak in the oven for 10 min and you wouldn't know the difference.. Men treat women like A piece of meat. Literally. They eat one up , shit it out, and ask for more..
Proof? On a date - watch a woman eat. She takes her time, savors every bite in small portions, doesn't just focus on the meat and will eat it last as it is the key part of the meal, but will take a bite of every food on her plate, and use a napkin because they have manners. You and most men will start on the meat first eat the damn thing in 3-5 min, wont listen to a damn word she says, then eat the side dishes in 2 more minutes, and when you are done eating you are stupid enough 15 min into the date to ask for the check with complete disregard that your date is still relishing her meal, and you didn't take the time to get to know her like you were supposed to.
Then you idiots come on this message board and bitch because she didn't call you back or was sarcastic with you? Really? Lol... Ok. Sure. ChrisL I see exactly what you mean.
Sounds like you had a date with a very hungry woman.
The perfect woman is a big breasted, mute, with no uterus and can cook a steak like a Texan.
Dude, she could broil the damn steak in the oven for 10 min and you wouldn't know the difference.. Men treat women like A piece of meat. Literally. They eat one up , shit it out, and ask for more..
Proof? On a date - watch a woman eat. She takes her time, savors every bite in small portions, doesn't just focus on the meat and will eat it last as it is the key part of the meal, but will take a bite of every food on her plate, and use a napkin because they have manners. You and most men will start on the meat first eat the damn thing in 3-5 min, wont listen to a damn word she says, then eat the side dishes in 2 more minutes, and when you are done eating you are stupid enough 15 min into the date to ask for the check with complete disregard that your date is still relishing her meal, and you didn't take the time to get to know her like you were supposed to.
Then you idiots come on this message board and bitch because she didn't call you back or was sarcastic with you? Really? Lol... Ok. Sure. ChrisL I see exactly what you mean.
What do you wish was different about women or, maybe just your woman?
Well that would ruin the surprise...What do you wish was different about women or, maybe just your woman?
Wish women were like Ferengi women and forced to go around naked.
Well that would ruin the surprise...What do you wish was different about women or, maybe just your woman?
Wish women were like Ferengi women and forced to go around naked.
It would make being a cross dresser harder..Well that would ruin the surprise...What do you wish was different about women or, maybe just your woman?
Wish women were like Ferengi women and forced to go around naked.
As a practicing nudist I can assure you, nothing is ruined.
Would you look ???What do you wish was different about women or, maybe just your woman?
Wish women were like Ferengi women and forced to go around naked.