bucs90
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This may not be the right forum....or might be since it's a current event...I don't care. I HATE FANTASY FOOTBALL. If you play it...I hate you for it. And I hate every God damn FanDuel and DraftKings commercial. We are bombarded with that bullshit...every TV show...every radio...all day. They've changed NFL rules to cater to the losers who play this nonsense.
1- Every fantasy football commercial shows some chubby douche bag from Jersey or Ohio who won his millions in "winnings". He's not you. He's an actor. He won $50,000...and spent $60,000 and sold his grandma's wedding ring for cash because he's sure he picked the perfect team this week.
2- Your team sucks. It must. Fantasy players don't root for their favorite team. They root for their stupid fantasy team...which will probably lose to Nancy...the obese bitch in the office who picked her team based on which ones had the coolest names.
Fantasy football is basically this. Middle aged losers sitting around some shitty sports bar drinking beer.....acting Iike they know football and getting angry and crying over their mythical fantasy team.
You losers are one step below the Dungeons and Dragons nerds. At least those guys aren't posers. Pick a favorite team...an ENTIRE team....and root for that team. Not the "Beer Battered Buckeyes" fantasy team you got on FanDuel. Hit the gym and lose that beer gut. Stop being a 30-40 year old douche pretending you're an NFL team owner.
1- Every fantasy football commercial shows some chubby douche bag from Jersey or Ohio who won his millions in "winnings". He's not you. He's an actor. He won $50,000...and spent $60,000 and sold his grandma's wedding ring for cash because he's sure he picked the perfect team this week.
2- Your team sucks. It must. Fantasy players don't root for their favorite team. They root for their stupid fantasy team...which will probably lose to Nancy...the obese bitch in the office who picked her team based on which ones had the coolest names.
Fantasy football is basically this. Middle aged losers sitting around some shitty sports bar drinking beer.....acting Iike they know football and getting angry and crying over their mythical fantasy team.
You losers are one step below the Dungeons and Dragons nerds. At least those guys aren't posers. Pick a favorite team...an ENTIRE team....and root for that team. Not the "Beer Battered Buckeyes" fantasy team you got on FanDuel. Hit the gym and lose that beer gut. Stop being a 30-40 year old douche pretending you're an NFL team owner.
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