I got fired for kicking my supervisor's ass!

[SuperDemocrat]

You aren't smart enough to lie remember? Now you get no unemployment dummy

I wanted to let the chips fall where they may. I really hated the job and I don't take welfare or any of the garbage. The truth is often harder but leads to better results in life.

It's not welfare. Your company pays into unemployment. Smart thing to do is make them fire you but not for an assault because now you won't get it while you need it. Even if you apply you'll be denied.

Re.ember that in two weeks youd be getting $750 every other week till you find a better job.

All these things would be going through my mind. I wouldn't want to eat up savings and have to cash in my 401k stuff. How easy for you to get another job? How you gonna explain why you were let go? What if they call for a reference check? What if he presses charges? You have to know you just got yourself fubar.

Where do you live? Who do you live with? Do you have money?

I actually haven't tried to get unemployment because I am afraid of being arrested. How hard will it be for the unemployment people to make a phone call to the police. Seriously...I actually do wonder why I have not been arrested yet for it.

No. You go online and file. Your employer will either say yes or no. Then you will either appeal or not if they say no.

You never know. They might be afraid to say no. Or you could call hr lady and say he attacked you. Just because kicking his ass felt good doesn't mean you started it. Call hr and apologize, explain and then ask them not to deny your request for unemployment. That's all you are asking. That's nothing to them. Apologize for being rude but explain the way he treats people. You may even need to lie a little. Threaten you have a different side to the story. Winning a fight doesn't mean starting it. If the guys really a dick screw it lie. He smacked you.

What's that movie where the guy beats himself up in his bosses office? Fight club?

Lie a little? The guy plotted to kick a guys ass and then carried through with it. He isn't getting unemployment, he deliberately kicked a guys ass, hung up on an HR person and called her a bitch.

I'd deny him so he wouldn't think he could get away with criminally assaulting a co-worker. The guy is a bad boss and you plot to kick his ass? Is this a bunch of school kids?

I don't know if this helps my case but totally agree with you. It would just seem unjust to reward someone for kicking someone's ass but since life isn't fair...

 

[Papageorgio]

do we have real man left on this Earth?

strong and forceful?

not lilies?

are there any left...

Sure, Super Democrat and all his buds at his former job.

 

[mdk]

 

[Alex.]

I soiled myself from laughing so hard and now I have to change my pants and undergarments


Thanks SuperDemocrat

 

[skye]

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whats dat ^^^ mkd?

 

[sealybobo]

How old are you?

Old enough to know when not to take it from a manager. I had a manager at a pizza place grab me by my shirt once. I never did anything about it and I bet he continued until an employee popped him one.

I have jobs and never have I seen or witnessed a fight at work or even someone grabbing someone by the shirt. What the hell kind of work do you do?

The place hires thugs to come in and do the work because they can't get normal people to do the job. Have you seen the episode of COPS where the police points out what each tattoo means on the street? I use that episode as a reference for what kind of people I should avoid at work. I tried to bring this up but they tell me they can't 'discriminate'. I'm OK with the discrimination because one time we had a kid who got a black tear tattoo. He didn't have it before and I know what they mean. It means he did something really awful to earn that tattoo. It is that kind of place.

You can't discriminate on the basis of sex, race, religion, sexual preference, age, whether you are married or have kids. There is nothing that says you can't discriminate for tattoos. The wheels seem to be coming off your story.

I know that but I suspect that some people deliberately ignore the warning signs because they think noticing those warning signs is racism. I know because I do the same shit everyday. Is this racism? Is this racism? Is this racism? Now I don't give a fuck anymore about it.

Outside of here and in the news I never see racism. I know it exists but I never see it out in public ever.

I think "they" use racism to divide us politically

 

[sealybobo]

I soiled myself from laughing so hard and now I have to change my pants and undergarments


Thanks SuperDemocrat

Who calls them undergarments? What is this 1892?

 

[mdk]

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whats dat ^^^ mkd?

Fictitious Gang Signs for Geeks. lol.

 

[SuperDemocrat]

I think next week I will have to confess about the time I scored on valentines day with someone who wasn't my girlfriend. It is an hilarious story...

 

[skye]

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whats dat ^^^ mkd?

Fictitious Gang Signs for Geeks. lol.

((((I am lost)))))

talk in English please? or Italian or Spanish even?

hugs!

 

[sealybobo]

Th

do we have real men left on this Earth?

strong and forceful?

not lilies?

are there any left...

They're off dating real women

 

[Likkmee]

Now get out there and make chicken McTesticles Great Again !!!

 

[Alex.]

I think next week I will have to confess about the time I scored on valentines day with someone who wasn't my girlfriend. It is an hilarious story...

Yea and Ralph wants his undergarments back

 

[mdk]

View attachment 66444

whats dat ^^^ mkd?

Fictitious Gang Signs for Geeks. lol.

((((I am lost)))))

talk in English please? or Italian or Spanish even?

hugs!

SuperDemocrat es muy tonto.

 

[Dot Com]

I got fired for beating the crap out of my supervisor. It was a pretty bad fight that I won and it made me feel great. The down side is I got fired. I knew I was going to get fired and their was absolutely nothing I could do about it. I didn't bother defending myself either. I was straight up with my employer and she basically told me not to return...like ever. I was cool with that because I absolutely hated the job anyways. The hours were shit and the managers walked around like they were royalty and we were like serfs on a plantation. One particular person who was in charge seemed to be extra annoyed with anything I did. I got along with a lot of my bosses so I'm not the type of person who tells his boss to F'off at all but this particular one really had no right to treat me the way he did. I thought of a plan in my mind and executed perfectly. He was on the ground in less than five seconds and he was crying when he was done. Don't ever cry if you get your assed kicked in a fight! It just makes it worse. It is already humuliating enough losing but crying makes it worse. I also believe he wet his pants but I have no evidence to support that. I just speculate he did. Oh yah...he might have got his arm broken but who cares at this point. I just got fired so who cares what happens to him. Security comes out and I told them the truth about what happen and before I knew it I was surrendering my badge and being walked out by the plant managers. I suppose I should not have glouted about kicking his ass to them but I couldn't help myself. Kicking someone's ass is one awesome feeling especially if they deserved it. This particular person has had issues with other employees in the past. One time six people quite for unknown reasons in his area. They all walked out at once and I saw him trying to explain it to his boss so I am not some kind of psychopath. That weekend I waited for the official verdict which I knew wasn't going to be good but I waited for the phone call. I got it and before she said I was being let go. She was being nice and she would pay the price for her niceness because I hung up. She called back and said their was an interuption in the phone call. Yah right...she knew I hung up on purpose but she just wanted to finish her speech about why I was being fired. Maybe it gave her a power trip but before she could say anything I told her that hanging up was the only way I could keep the phone call civilized you damn bitch. I then hung. She didn't call back. I got an email saying I was fired..blah blah blah.

Why does this not surprise me.

you said it before I could bodecea . One of the resident loud-mouth, rw hacks gets fired from work for a physical altercation. Quelle surprise..... NOT!!!

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Old enough to know when not to take it from a manager. I had a manager at a pizza place grab me by my shirt once. I never did anything about it and I bet he continued until an employee popped him one.

I have jobs and never have I seen or witnessed a fight at work or even someone grabbing someone by the shirt. What the hell kind of work do you do?

The place hires thugs to come in and do the work because they can't get normal people to do the job. Have you seen the episode of COPS where the police points out what each tattoo means on the street? I use that episode as a reference for what kind of people I should avoid at work. I tried to bring this up but they tell me they can't 'discriminate'. I'm OK with the discrimination because one time we had a kid who got a black tear tattoo. He didn't have it before and I know what they mean. It means he did something really awful to earn that tattoo. It is that kind of place.

You can't discriminate on the basis of sex, race, religion, sexual preference, age, whether you are married or have kids. There is nothing that says you can't discriminate for tattoos. The wheels seem to be coming off your story.

I know that but I suspect that some people deliberately ignore the warning signs because they think noticing those warning signs is racism. I know because I do the same shit everyday. Is this racism? Is this racism? Is this racism? Now I don't give a fuck anymore about it.

No company is that stupid.

It is not that they are stupid is more that they are cut off from reality. They have the upper tier which never talks with the lower tier. Mid-level people are the only intermediaries but they spend most of their time with the upper level people. They really can't see the problems with hiring because of that.

 

[bodecea]

I ...as a teen was more courageous than you some of you men my GOD

What a stupid world is this!

You think of it as "courageous"? OK.

 

[blastoff]

I figure you got a day before they drag into the Po Po for assault and questioning,. OR maybe straight to booking.

So go clean up and practice your "mug shot".. We want a copy...

Do you think I should brag to the cops how I kicked the guys ass?

Yeah, that's a great idea, dumbass.

 

[Alex.]

I soiled myself from laughing so hard and now I have to change my pants and undergarments


Thanks SuperDemocrat

Who calls them undergarments? What is this 1892?

Who calls themselves SillyBOBO

 

[Jackson]

I got fired for beating the crap out of my supervisor. It was a pretty bad fight that I won and it made me feel great. The down side is I got fired. I knew I was going to get fired and their was absolutely nothing I could do about it. I didn't bother defending myself either. I was straight up with my employer and she basically told me not to return...like ever. I was cool with that because I absolutely hated the job anyways. The hours were shit and the managers walked around like they were royalty and we were like serfs on a plantation. One particular person who was in charge seemed to be extra annoyed with anything I did. I got along with a lot of my bosses so I'm not the type of person who tells his boss to F'off at all but this particular one really had no right to treat me the way he did. I thought of a plan in my mind and executed perfectly. He was on the ground in less than five seconds and he was crying when he was done. Don't ever cry if you get your assed kicked in a fight! It just makes it worse. It is already humuliating enough losing but crying makes it worse. I also believe he wet his pants but I have no evidence to support that. I just speculate he did. Oh yah...he might have got his arm broken but who cares at this point. I just got fired so who cares what happens to him. Security comes out and I told them the truth about what happen and before I knew it I was surrendering my badge and being walked out by the plant managers. I suppose I should not have glouted about kicking his ass to them but I couldn't help myself. Kicking someone's ass is one awesome feeling especially if they deserved it. This particular person has had issues with other employees in the past. One time six people quite for unknown reasons in his area. They all walked out at once and I saw him trying to explain it to his boss so I am not some kind of psychopath. That weekend I waited for the official verdict which I knew wasn't going to be good but I waited for the phone call. I got it and before she said I was being let go. She was being nice and she would pay the price for her niceness because I hung up. She called back and said their was an interuption in the phone call. Yah right...she knew I hung up on purpose but she just wanted to finish her speech about why I was being fired. Maybe it gave her a power trip but before she could say anything I told her that hanging up was the only way I could keep the phone call civilized you damn bitch. I then hung. She didn't call back. I got an email saying I was fired..blah blah blah.

How old are you?

Old enough to know when not to take it from a manager. I had a manager at a pizza place grab me by my shirt once. I never did anything about it and I bet he continued until an employee popped him one.

You are obviously not old enough to know better than to entertain thoughts of physical violence in your workplace.