Sunshine
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I'd be annoyed because they gave my name and contact info to a charity without my permission.
I got a similar card several years ago and I still get all kinds of junk mail from the charity begging for more.
If you want to donate what you would have otherwise spent on a gift, and you feel the need to tell me, that's fine. Just do it in your own fucking name.
It's easy to get revenge.
Just sign them up at the Scientology website or NAMBLA.
Yes, I am capable of being that evil.
And here i thought i was evil.....
Or send them an envelope with the caption "Herpes Test Results Enclosed." Or "Erectile Dysfunction Information You Requested." You don't know evil. I'll show you Evil fucking Knevel! (Bucket List)