Got out of bed with a spring in my step this morning, (believe me that in itself is an achievement !) made myself a cuppa and then sat down to read the paper headlines. Good grief, I rather wish I hadn't bothered. The news is just non-stop depressing...... here with just a taster:
Front page headline.....POLICE WILL NOT PROBE BREAK-IN'S AT HOMES WITH ODD NUMBER.
apparently if you are unlucky enough to live in an odd numbered house it is now a case of Tough - you lose, we ain't even going to come out and take fingerprints and forensics. FORGET IT !
The above headline after just one week ago, Sara Thornton, the Head of Chief Constables (believe they equivalent to your Chiefs of Police?) sparked outrage by saying that because of budget cuts, burglery victims should no longer expect the police to turn up !
Hey ho, that's just the front page.. lets try page 2 and 3 ........
Page 2.......HEDGE FUNDS "POCKETED £10M" AFTER TREASURY'S ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND'S PLANS WERE LEAKED.......nothing new there then
Page 3......... a whole page dedicated to a cookery programme and it's politically correctly chosen participating bakers
Page 4.....BRITISH ANARCHISTS ARE INCITING CALAIS UNREST, SAY FRENCH
and NOW MIGRANTS TARGET FERRIES TO UK
page 5 CILLA WASN'T DISCOVERED FOR FIVE HOURS AFTER FALL.
by this time, my cuppa is beginning to go lukewarm, the sky looks leaden and I am definitely feeling worse than when I woke up.
page 6 PRIME MINISTER (otherwise known to us all here as Call-me-Dave) WANTS PEERAGE FOR BANKER WHO GAVE THE TORIES £2.5M AND OFFERED A WEEK ON HIS ISLAND FOR PARTY'S AUCTION....
What's new about that, Call me Dave and Tony Bliar are renowned for rewarding their cronies
page 7...... don't worry, not too many more before I cut my throat.......
COUPLES HAVING LESS SEX ....FOR FEAR IT'LL BE A LET-DOWN !
Not while I am drinking my tea ...Pleeeeeeease !!
page 8 PM (Here we go again with Call me Dave)
PRIME MINISTER "MESMERISED" BY CHARITY THAT ATE UP 37M IN PUBLIC CASH !
(Charity closed it's doors - Kid's Company - last night)
page 9 She says with drooping eyelids....... put the paper down, put the paper down, where is this voice coming from ?
NOW US DENIES SICK BRITON IN GUANTANAMO A MEDICAL TEST...They claim it would be too difficult.
oops, that one is very controversial as well as another bloody depressing story..
last one .. page 10.... I can't bear any more bad news... I have now given up the will to live...
NEW PROBE INTO TED HEATH SEX CLAIMS WILL GO NATIONWIDE !
That's definitely enough !!, I'm off back to bed !
Front page headline.....POLICE WILL NOT PROBE BREAK-IN'S AT HOMES WITH ODD NUMBER.
apparently if you are unlucky enough to live in an odd numbered house it is now a case of Tough - you lose, we ain't even going to come out and take fingerprints and forensics. FORGET IT !
The above headline after just one week ago, Sara Thornton, the Head of Chief Constables (believe they equivalent to your Chiefs of Police?) sparked outrage by saying that because of budget cuts, burglery victims should no longer expect the police to turn up !
Hey ho, that's just the front page.. lets try page 2 and 3 ........
Page 2.......HEDGE FUNDS "POCKETED £10M" AFTER TREASURY'S ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND'S PLANS WERE LEAKED.......nothing new there then
Page 3......... a whole page dedicated to a cookery programme and it's politically correctly chosen participating bakers
Page 4.....BRITISH ANARCHISTS ARE INCITING CALAIS UNREST, SAY FRENCH
and NOW MIGRANTS TARGET FERRIES TO UK
page 5 CILLA WASN'T DISCOVERED FOR FIVE HOURS AFTER FALL.
by this time, my cuppa is beginning to go lukewarm, the sky looks leaden and I am definitely feeling worse than when I woke up.
page 6 PRIME MINISTER (otherwise known to us all here as Call-me-Dave) WANTS PEERAGE FOR BANKER WHO GAVE THE TORIES £2.5M AND OFFERED A WEEK ON HIS ISLAND FOR PARTY'S AUCTION....
What's new about that, Call me Dave and Tony Bliar are renowned for rewarding their cronies
page 7...... don't worry, not too many more before I cut my throat.......
COUPLES HAVING LESS SEX ....FOR FEAR IT'LL BE A LET-DOWN !
Not while I am drinking my tea ...Pleeeeeeease !!
page 8 PM (Here we go again with Call me Dave)
PRIME MINISTER "MESMERISED" BY CHARITY THAT ATE UP 37M IN PUBLIC CASH !
(Charity closed it's doors - Kid's Company - last night)
page 9 She says with drooping eyelids....... put the paper down, put the paper down, where is this voice coming from ?
NOW US DENIES SICK BRITON IN GUANTANAMO A MEDICAL TEST...They claim it would be too difficult.
oops, that one is very controversial as well as another bloody depressing story..
last one .. page 10.... I can't bear any more bad news... I have now given up the will to live...
NEW PROBE INTO TED HEATH SEX CLAIMS WILL GO NATIONWIDE !
That's definitely enough !!, I'm off back to bed !