How Many of You Guys Would Bang Dylan Mulvaney?

[Lord Long Rod]

I already posted a link and it was dismissed out of hand. Now you know why i usually don't post links for you ignorant fucks.

Well, unlike Occupied, most of us ARE ignorant of tranny porn links.

 

[Resnic]

No I wouldn't because I am not gay. That's what your title should be, are you gay?

If you would bang Dylan then you're a fag, that's all there is to it. Even the best looking tranny in the world is still a dude that dresses looks like a woman. Cut off their dick and turn it into a pussy? It's still a dude.

And for the sake of argument even if I were a fag, I could do a hell of a lot better than that crazy nutball scrawny ass prancing queen of a homo he is.

Dylan Mulvaney cannot pass for a woman. Not even close. His mental illness is being enabled by people telling him lies.

He has somehow managed to be less masculine than before, yet has no characestics of a woman.

He is essentially now just a outlandish over the top cartoon caricature of what a woman is. He isn't even a person anymore.

 

[marvin martian]

No I wouldn't because I am not gay. That's what your title should be, are you gay?

If you would bang Dylan then you're a fag, that's all there is to it. Even the best looking tranny in the world is still a dude that dresses looks like a woman. Cut off their dick and turn it into a pussy? It's still a dude.

And for the sake of argument even if I were a fag, I could do a hell of a lot better than that crazy nutball scrawny ass prancing queen of a homo he is.



He has somehow managed to be less masculine than before, yet has no characestics of a woman.

He is essentially now just a outlandish over the top cartoon caricature of what a woman is. He isn't even a person anymore.

And yet, a substantial portion of the population, including the entire DemoKKKrat party and the entire corporate media, insist he actually IS a woman. Literally.

 

[ozro]

The question should have been:
How many cans of bud light would you have to drink before engaging in sex with Dylan Mulvaney?
The answers would be different.

 

[The Duke]

The guy pretending to be a chick who has caused all the ruckus by getting paying sponsorships from Nike (sports bra) and Bud Lite (wokester marketing exec)... Now, as far as trannies go, he is not, in my opinion, totally gross. I am not attracted to him, of course, as I am not gay. Plus, he is skinny and has no titties. But I have seen much, much worse. I have also seen much better. You got to admit that there are some trannies out there that do a pretty good job of looking like attractive women. It reminds my of the Doug Stanhope joke where he and his buddies are out drinking late at night. They are driving around and come across some tranny hookers. They reason, "Well, we were only going to do anal to the women prostitutes anyway, so what's the difference?"

Again, I have never gone that way, nor will I ever go that way. I am just not openminded enough. Plus, I no longer drink booze. But every man has got to admit that at some point when you see a tranny that is doing a halfway decent job of looking like a sexually attractive woman, the thought enters your brain: Could I? You quickly expel the thought from your brain with a cold shudder. But let's face it, at some point there is enough booze to get you all up in that. Of course, I am not talking about train wrecks like Chazz Bono or freakish types who are 6 feet tall and have Adam's apples. I am solely talking about the ones who can actually pass as a woman. I call this the Type F tranny. When you combine the Type F tranny with a large amount of alcohol, then you get into sort of a twilight zone, I imagine.

Now I do not want to hear chickenshit responses like "Oh, I would never do that. That is just gross and I am not a fag." To repeat myself, I am talking about the trannies that cause you to do a double take; the Type F tranny sitting alone at a bar (as opposed to sitting with a bunch of gross fat trannies with beards and gotees). The dude is sitting there all decked out. It does not even occur to you that he is a man. You stalk over to here in the noisy bar like how Jaws stalked that skinny dipping swimmer. Then you pounce! You are a wolf attacking the fallen lamb! You dick is already hard. You ask her for her name. She says, with a deep voice, "Well, its Frank until I have surgery. Then it will be Francesca." You carnivorous smile fades. But your dick is still throbbing. Frank notices it and starts rubbing it right there at the bar. You do not know what to do. You are out of town, so nobody there knows you. You panic inside.

I will leave out the ending. It could go one of many ways. You could bang Frank. Or, you could commit a number of felonious acts and hope the judge and jury understand. Every man has to make his own decision.

In this context I ask myself about Dylan Mulvaney: Could I? The answer for me is a resounding NO. He is a gross looking twinky type, obviously a gay male with a kink of femming out. The guy is totally gross. The body type is male. He has done nothing to resemble a woman except for that stupid Sandra Dee haircut. Clearly, if a dude would go there, then he is gay. There is no other way to construe it.

You may have differing views on this, and I invite you to share.

Ya know? Women gotta smell like women, or else there's no reason to live for males on this thing called Planet Earth.

Unless they're oldier and grumpier crackers, then they don't give any fucks. Live to give younger & more naive crazy encouragement.

Don't be afraid to be who you are, and don't let stupid people try to categorize you. Be yourself and see how it goes!

I've made a lot of friends over the years.

 

[The Duke]

I have been aware of the website since at least 2007 or so. I know what's there.

That sounds like the topic is goatse 2007 and things liike that, man.

Let's see:

Owait; That's probably yugely against the rules so that's out the question; Oh!
How about some meth-smokin' Mulletsgalore? Camaro mullet always makes me laugh.
Okay, so..this is like some super-updated Mulletsgsalore, and no I did NOT run any URLs down.

 

[Mindful]

Ya know? Women gotta smell like women, or else there's no reason to live for males on this thing called Planet Earth.

 

[Quasar44]

Du you think he is a troll

 

[The Duke]

Du you think he is a troll

Oh my damn! Do you choke on dicks daily? Oh! I'm choking!..Ohh..shitt!

Not like you choke on dicks, but holy shit I'm laughing so hard getting air is difficult.

 

[Mindful]

Du you think he is a troll

I know a troll when l see one.

This place has given me a brilliant education in that area.

 

[The Duke]

I know a troll when l see one.

This place has given me a brilliant education in that area.

Oh?! Imagine that!

 

[Quasar44]

Oh my damn! Do you choke on dicks daily? Oh! I'm choking!..Ohh..shitt!

Not like you choke on dicks, but holy shit I'm laughing so hard getting air is difficult.

I think he is trolling everyone to the bank

 

[Quasar44]

I know a troll when l see one.

This place has given me a brilliant education in that area.

I have uncanny ability in spotting and exposing trolls

 

[Mindful]

I have uncanny ability in spotting and exposing trolls

Doesn’t take much of a talent to spot them here.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

How Many of You Guys Would Bang Dylan Mulvaney?

I don't see how.

If we assumed that I was so lacking in basic moral standards that I would “bang” any strange woman that I didn't really know…

If we some how get to the point of a fucked-up freak like Mr. Mulvaney managing to fool me into thinking that he's a woman, and getting me to find him attractive as such…

There is simply no getting past the fact that once he removes his clothes, it would become clear that he doesn't have the right parts for it to be physically possible for me to “bang” him.

Might as well as me if I would plug an electrical plug into another electrical plug, instead of plugging a plug into a receptacle.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

I don't see how.

If we assumed that I was so lacking in basic moral standards that I would “bang” any strange woman that I didn't really know…

If we some how get to the point of a fucked-up freak like Mr. Mulvaney managing to fool me into thinking that he's a woman, and getting me to find him attractive as such…

There is simply no getting past the fact that once he removes his clothes, it would become clear that he doesn't have the right parts for it to be physically possible for me to “bang” him.

Might as well as me if I would plug an electrical plug into another electrical plug, instead of plugging a plug into a receptacle.

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I appreciate your thoughtful, well-reasoned response.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I'd bang him..............

With a sledgehammer................

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Red states lead the nation in pornhub searches for tranny porn.

But would you bang Big Mikey?

 

[JoeB131]

In this context I ask myself about Dylan Mulvaney: Could I? The answer for me is a resounding NO. He is a gross looking twinky type, obviously a gay male with a kink of femming out. The guy is totally gross. The body type is male. He has done nothing to resemble a woman except for that stupid Sandra Dee haircut. Clearly, if a dude would go there, then he is gay. There is no other way to construe it.

You may have differing views on this, and I invite you to share.

No, I wouldn't. She's not my time. Neither are about 90% of Cisgendered women in this country, being too old, too young, too fat, too skinny, and a bunch of other things that I wouldn't find particularly attractive.

But is your real fear that you might pick up a woman in a bar and find out she's still has male parts?

 

[The Irish Ram]

How Many of You Guys Would Bang Dylan Mulvaney?​

You mean, like with a shovel?