Lord Long Rod
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The guy pretending to be a chick who has caused all the ruckus by getting paying sponsorships from Nike (sports bra) and Bud Lite (wokester marketing exec)... Now, as far as trannies go, he is not, in my opinion, totally gross. I am not attracted to him, of course, as I am not gay. Plus, he is skinny and has no titties. But I have seen much, much worse. I have also seen much better. You got to admit that there are some trannies out there that do a pretty good job of looking like attractive women. It reminds my of the Doug Stanhope joke where he and his buddies are out drinking late at night. They are driving around and come across some tranny hookers. They reason, "Well, we were only going to do anal to the women prostitutes anyway, so what's the difference?"
Again, I have never gone that way, nor will I ever go that way. I am just not openminded enough. Plus, I no longer drink booze. But every man has got to admit that at some point when you see a tranny that is doing a halfway decent job of looking like a sexually attractive woman, the thought enters your brain: Could I? You quickly expel the thought from your brain with a cold shudder. But let's face it, at some point there is enough booze to get you all up in that. Of course, I am not talking about train wrecks like Chazz Bono or freakish types who are 6 feet tall and have Adam's apples. I am solely talking about the ones who can actually pass as a woman. I call this the Type F tranny. When you combine the Type F tranny with a large amount of alcohol, then you get into sort of a twilight zone, I imagine.
Now I do not want to hear chickenshit responses like "Oh, I would never do that. That is just gross and I am not a fag." To repeat myself, I am talking about the trannies that cause you to do a double take; the Type F tranny sitting alone at a bar (as opposed to sitting with a bunch of gross fat trannies with beards and gotees). The dude is sitting there all decked out. It does not even occur to you that he is a man. You stalk over to here in the noisy bar like how Jaws stalked that skinny dipping swimmer. Then you pounce! You are a wolf attacking the fallen lamb! You dick is already hard. You ask her for her name. She says, with a deep voice, "Well, its Frank until I have surgery. Then it will be Francesca." You carnivorous smile fades. But your dick is still throbbing. Frank notices it and starts rubbing it right there at the bar. You do not know what to do. You are out of town, so nobody there knows you. You panic inside.
I will leave out the ending. It could go one of many ways. You could bang Frank. Or, you could commit a number of felonious acts and hope the judge and jury understand. Every man has to make his own decision.
In this context I ask myself about Dylan Mulvaney: Could I? The answer for me is a resounding NO. He is a gross looking twinky type, obviously a gay male with a kink of femming out. The guy is totally gross. The body type is male. He has done nothing to resemble a woman except for that stupid Sandra Dee haircut. Clearly, if a dude would go there, then he is gay. There is no other way to construe it.
You may have differing views on this, and I invite you to share.
Again, I have never gone that way, nor will I ever go that way. I am just not openminded enough. Plus, I no longer drink booze. But every man has got to admit that at some point when you see a tranny that is doing a halfway decent job of looking like a sexually attractive woman, the thought enters your brain: Could I? You quickly expel the thought from your brain with a cold shudder. But let's face it, at some point there is enough booze to get you all up in that. Of course, I am not talking about train wrecks like Chazz Bono or freakish types who are 6 feet tall and have Adam's apples. I am solely talking about the ones who can actually pass as a woman. I call this the Type F tranny. When you combine the Type F tranny with a large amount of alcohol, then you get into sort of a twilight zone, I imagine.
Now I do not want to hear chickenshit responses like "Oh, I would never do that. That is just gross and I am not a fag." To repeat myself, I am talking about the trannies that cause you to do a double take; the Type F tranny sitting alone at a bar (as opposed to sitting with a bunch of gross fat trannies with beards and gotees). The dude is sitting there all decked out. It does not even occur to you that he is a man. You stalk over to here in the noisy bar like how Jaws stalked that skinny dipping swimmer. Then you pounce! You are a wolf attacking the fallen lamb! You dick is already hard. You ask her for her name. She says, with a deep voice, "Well, its Frank until I have surgery. Then it will be Francesca." You carnivorous smile fades. But your dick is still throbbing. Frank notices it and starts rubbing it right there at the bar. You do not know what to do. You are out of town, so nobody there knows you. You panic inside.
I will leave out the ending. It could go one of many ways. You could bang Frank. Or, you could commit a number of felonious acts and hope the judge and jury understand. Every man has to make his own decision.
In this context I ask myself about Dylan Mulvaney: Could I? The answer for me is a resounding NO. He is a gross looking twinky type, obviously a gay male with a kink of femming out. The guy is totally gross. The body type is male. He has done nothing to resemble a woman except for that stupid Sandra Dee haircut. Clearly, if a dude would go there, then he is gay. There is no other way to construe it.
You may have differing views on this, and I invite you to share.
