BullKurtz
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Beasley as a Sun: High as a steeple, not sure where he is. After yet another arrest for marijuana use, the Suns finally released Beasley, paying him not to play for the remaining two years on his contract. He touched down with the Miami Heat:
SCENE: American Airlines Arena.
(MICHAEL BEASLEY walks over to MARKIEFF MORRIS, his teammate from last year.)
Michael Beasley: Hey, Mark, what's up!
Markieff Morris: Beas! How's it goin, man! HEY, MARCUS, COME SAY HEY TO BEAS!
MB: Wait... who the hell is Marcus?
Markieff: You know... my brother. Marcus.
(MARCUS MORRIS walks over)
Marcus: Hey! Awww, man, we missed you!
MB: WHATTTTTTTTTTT
WHERE'D THE SECOND ONE OF YOU COME FROM
Marcus: Oh, I was just doing layup lines. How's it going?
MB: THIS AIN'T LEGAL. THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL. YO SPO CALL THE REFS THEY GOT CLONES
Markieff: Hahahaha, Beas! You always were a joker!
MB: THIS ISN'T A JOKE. EJECT THEM. KILL THEM.
MB: Alright, look, I'm gonna give you guys one chance. Which one of you is the good Markieff and which one of you is the bad Markieff?
Markieff: We're twins. We were born two minutes apart. We're different people. And you can drop the joke, Michael!
MB: I SAID WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE GOOD MARKIEFF AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE BAD MARKIEFF
MB: AND STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS NO JOKE YOU GUYS DO SOME REALLY SICK STUFF IN PHOENIX. AND I'M GLAD I LEFT. IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE...
Marcus: I have no idea what movie you're talki--
MB: SPY KIDS 2.
Markieff: Spy Kids 2?
MB: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A GOT-DANG DOCUMENTARY. CLONING HAS GOTTA BE A FLAGRANT FOUL. FLAGRANT 2. KILL ONE OF EM
Marcus: Bye, Beas.
MB: Bye? BYE? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MICHAEL BEASLEY
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013...-marcus-markieff-morris-and-is-shocked-theyre
"Last time here, it was my right ankle. This time, my left. Good thing is, I don’t have no more ankles to twist.”
– Michael Beasley, who thinks you can only sprain an ankle once -
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