Hi, i'm still new here, and nobody seems to like me...

[Feeding Crows]

so i'll be an ex-good looking guy telling funny jokes

 

[Feeding Crows]

so a guy and a giraffe walks into a bar...

 

[Gracie]

Well, Gracie, you should be well attracted to me. BUt ok , maybe you're a male.. Still i would be highly attractive!

A male named Gracie? This board is not RuPauls drag race, dude.

 

[Gracie]

There are some mighty fine people on this board. Some downright stunning...men AND women. There is a thread around here somehwere with our pics.

 

[Feeding Crows]

You don't get it yet Gracie... but still I like you!

 

[Feeding Crows]

so let's get back to the bar and the giraffe....

 

[Gracie]

USMB member pic thread. Don't be shy.

Pic of ya young...pic of ya old. Doesn't matter. Just post a pic so we can put a face to the user name. Gimmee a few and I will post one of me.

www.usmessageboard.com

 

[Gracie]

I don't get what? Humor me. Oh. Wait. First tell about the giraffe.

 

[Feeding Crows]

shite, i forgot where i was...

 

[Feeding Crows]

Fook, that's what i mean, you peeples take away our realities, and mingle them with urs!

I'll finish the joke when im ready.

 

[Feeding Crows]

just kidding, im messin w you

 

[Moonglow]

shite, i forgot where i was...

The giraffe orders a Pina colada and the bartender says, that'll be twelve dollars and ninety five cents then turns around to make the drink. While it's mixing he states, we don't get many giraffes around here, and the giraffe says, what with yer prices for drinks I should think not.

 

[Feeding Crows]

kinda maybe funny, but not!

 

[Gracie]

just kidding, im messin w you

Not a very good way to start.

 

[Feeding Crows]

so the guy and the giraffe walk into the bar.

The giraffe's tired and lays down.

Guy goes to the bar to order a beer, and bartender says "Hey! What's that lyin there?!?"

Guy says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

 

[Feeding Crows]

Was it worth it? I have many more!

 

[Moonglow]

kinda maybe funny, but not!

You have to do clean jokes around Gracie

 

[Feeding Crows]

lol i own bad dad jokes! I'll be cleaner next time! lol

 

[Feeding Crows]

but i am a really good looking guy! Better than Steve Martin...

 

[Feeding Crows]

Why can't you believe an atom?