Plant nothing but cane in your yard. Total Cane with one way in and one way out. Burn it off when it's ready (Controlled burn, of course!) That'll let the neighbors know you're superior, and you can make money. You might could even sell a couple of Cane poles to kids. Do kids even still want Cane poles? You won't need a privacy fence, nobody's walking through or over thickets of Cane. They're not gonna see through it, either. You could bang your wife in the front yard, HOA will not see! Cane, the other moat that could stop a fucking tank.